Till-man: oh, i'm heading to miami with Cotton Schwab on the 29th
Till-man: i've never been to miami
GorbaChavez: you might want to buff up and get a tan then
Till-man: yeah, not going to happen but i will be dressing like horatio every day
Till-man: i'm getting some black shirts tight tailored
GorbaChavez: are they shiny? make sure they are shiny.
Till-man: now they are
Till-man: the pants are tight too
Till-man: i even have driving mocs
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
The Money Shot
Vanilla Iceberg: I think you should use the Google Calendar API to mashup her Facebook with your social media.
GorbaChavez: I'm going to spew my social media all over her face[book]
GorbaChavez: What? when did Cha'baller get here?
Vanilla Iceberg: I thought he was joe-jobbing your IM client again.
GorbaChavez: I should probably change my password
GorbaChavez: I'm going to spew my social media all over her face[book]
GorbaChavez: What? when did Cha'baller get here?
Vanilla Iceberg: I thought he was joe-jobbing your IM client again.
GorbaChavez: I should probably change my password
Monday, December 7, 2009
Aske me about my weiner!
Major Suckage: I need some clever taglines for my match.com profile!
Major Suckage: All I could think of was, "I run with scissors."
GorbaChavez: your tag line should be, "Ask me about my large cock"
Major Suckage: Wow. Just.......wow. But how did you......wait, did you drug me when I was at your house last? I couldn't figure out why my fly was open.
GorbaChavez: I thought you were cool with it after you asked for your third refill on the Roofie Colada
Major Suckage: Wow. Just.......wow. But how did you......wait, did you drug me when I was at your house last? I couldn't figure out why my fly was open.
GorbaChavez: I thought you were cool with it after you asked for your third refill on the Roofie Colada
Major Suckage: I don't know whether to call the police or come over this weekend.
Friday, December 4, 2009
I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts
GorbaChavez: gah!
Major Suckage: Looks like you caught me with my pants down.
GorbaChavez: I got you just where I want you?
Major Suckage: This just got weird.
GorbaChavez: c'mon baby. don't be that way
Major Suckage: I'm not falling for that again. I'm not falling for that, "Just the tip" line again either.
GorbaChavez: I have to admit, I was surprised you went for it on the fifth time...
Major Suckage: Looks like you caught me with my pants down.
GorbaChavez: I got you just where I want you?
Major Suckage: This just got weird.
GorbaChavez: c'mon baby. don't be that way
Major Suckage: I'm not falling for that again. I'm not falling for that, "Just the tip" line again either.
GorbaChavez: I have to admit, I was surprised you went for it on the fifth time...
Friday, November 6, 2009
I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
Cristmas: How's your last day at [Company Confidential]?
Iceberg: Turns out I'm here next week too.
Iceberg: Which is nice, so I can make some of my code less hurried and embarrassing.
Cristmas: And not be there super late before having to go to the lab.
Iceberg: Right. I'm leaving at 4, come hell or tyrannosauruses.
Cristmas: LOL?
Iceberg: Hell is scary, but high water isn't.
Iceberg: But, tyrannosauruses are fucking scary, even though their arms are short like mine.
Iceberg: Turns out I'm here next week too.
Iceberg: Which is nice, so I can make some of my code less hurried and embarrassing.
Cristmas: And not be there super late before having to go to the lab.
Iceberg: Right. I'm leaving at 4, come hell or tyrannosauruses.
Cristmas: LOL?
Iceberg: Hell is scary, but high water isn't.
Iceberg: But, tyrannosauruses are fucking scary, even though their arms are short like mine.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Sprockets
Cha'baller: got google voice?
GorbaChavez: I has
Cha'baller: i can get invite?
GorbaChavez: you need an invite?
Cha'baller: lifehacker says i need an invite
GorbaChavez: what happens when you go to voice.google.com?
Cha'baller: i get asked to login, then directed to a help page
GorbaChavez: that's how it works
GorbaChavez: it's predicting you need help
GorbaChavez: google is on top of that shit
Cha'baller: i totally don't understand how all this works
Cha'baller: and without understanding, i don't know if i want to keep my number of get the google number
GorbaChavez: I can illustrate with an interpretive dance
Cha'baller: this is no time for dance; i need action!
GorbaChavez: I has
Cha'baller: i can get invite?
GorbaChavez: you need an invite?
Cha'baller: lifehacker says i need an invite
GorbaChavez: what happens when you go to voice.google.com?
Cha'baller: i get asked to login, then directed to a help page
GorbaChavez: that's how it works
GorbaChavez: it's predicting you need help
GorbaChavez: google is on top of that shit
Cha'baller: i totally don't understand how all this works
Cha'baller: and without understanding, i don't know if i want to keep my number of get the google number
GorbaChavez: I can illustrate with an interpretive dance
Cha'baller: this is no time for dance; i need action!
Friday, October 23, 2009
We don't need no water!
GorbaChavez: I'm going to be spending on some home improvement.
El Tigre: The camera is life improvement!
El Tigre: Soon your daughters will be playing at Wimbelton and you'll wonder where the years went
GorbaChavez: you make a hard sale
El Tigre: tell me what home improvement you're planning so I can tell you why it's not necessary
GorbaChavez: I have no roof!
El Tigre: In retrospect, when the roof was on fire, you should not have let the m'fer burn.
El Tigre: The camera is life improvement!
El Tigre: Soon your daughters will be playing at Wimbelton and you'll wonder where the years went
GorbaChavez: you make a hard sale
El Tigre: tell me what home improvement you're planning so I can tell you why it's not necessary
GorbaChavez: I have no roof!
El Tigre: In retrospect, when the roof was on fire, you should not have let the m'fer burn.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Welcome to Petoria
NotTheMama: I so hate lazy communicators
NotTheMama: I hate pulling teeth just to get basic info out of ppl
GorbaChavez: Lots of people lack critical thinking skills
NotTheMama: you'd think someone whose title is "The Man" would have these basic skills
GorbaChavez: The Peter Principle
GorbaChavez: look it up
GorbaChavez: not to be confused with The Pleasure Principle
GorbaChavez: or Principal Skinner
NotTheMama: duly noted
NotTheMama: at first i thought it was gonna be a Family Guy gag
NotTheMama: I hate pulling teeth just to get basic info out of ppl
GorbaChavez: Lots of people lack critical thinking skills
NotTheMama: you'd think someone whose title is "The Man" would have these basic skills
GorbaChavez: The Peter Principle
GorbaChavez: look it up
GorbaChavez: not to be confused with The Pleasure Principle
GorbaChavez: or Principal Skinner
NotTheMama: duly noted
NotTheMama: at first i thought it was gonna be a Family Guy gag
Monday, September 14, 2009
Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch?
GorbaChavez: is it safe to rsync my home directory between two computers?
Iceberg: That should mostly work. I recommend not syncing the desktop config files, though (~/.gconf*, ~/.gnome*, basically anything that you've never heard of and could never hand-edit).
GorbaChavez: I will just rsync the obvious stuff
Iceberg: Yes, I just rsync'd the obvious stuff (like ~/.purple and ~/.mozilla).
GorbaChavez: I have a .fuego!
***Iceberg is looking to see if he has .mayonnaise.
GorbaChavez: .penguintv?
Iceberg: WTF is that?
GorbaChavez: I don't know!
GorbaChavez: but it's followed by .pingus
GorbaChavez: so, so juvenile - pronounced, who-vhe-neel-eh
Iceberg: That hurts my pingus.
GorbaChavez: I giggled at that one
Iceberg: Then I've got my quota for the day.
GorbaChavez: I'm going to have to script out this rsync
GorbaChavez: to keep the laptop and desktop in sync
Iceberg: That, writ large, is what I'm trying to accomplish by putting my entire homedir into version control.
GorbaChavez: english!
Iceberg: Motherfucker, do you speak it!
GorbaChavez: you've got rollover giggles
Iceberg: W00t.
Iceberg: That should mostly work. I recommend not syncing the desktop config files, though (~/.gconf*, ~/.gnome*, basically anything that you've never heard of and could never hand-edit).
GorbaChavez: I will just rsync the obvious stuff
Iceberg: Yes, I just rsync'd the obvious stuff (like ~/.purple and ~/.mozilla).
GorbaChavez: I have a .fuego!
***Iceberg is looking to see if he has .mayonnaise.
GorbaChavez: .penguintv?
Iceberg: WTF is that?
GorbaChavez: I don't know!
GorbaChavez: but it's followed by .pingus
GorbaChavez: so, so juvenile - pronounced, who-vhe-neel-eh
Iceberg: That hurts my pingus.
GorbaChavez: I giggled at that one
Iceberg: Then I've got my quota for the day.
GorbaChavez: I'm going to have to script out this rsync
GorbaChavez: to keep the laptop and desktop in sync
Iceberg: That, writ large, is what I'm trying to accomplish by putting my entire homedir into version control.
GorbaChavez: english!
Iceberg: Motherfucker, do you speak it!
GorbaChavez: you've got rollover giggles
Iceberg: W00t.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Snarf!
NotTheMama: the xbox is locked down pretty tight
GorbaChavez: unlike your ass ?
NotTheMama: hey! my ass is pretty tight, thankyouverymuch
NotTheMama: ...I don't like where this is going
GorbaChavez: you don't like where this is going and I don't like where your ass has been!
NotTheMama: look, it was just that one time... i was young, didn't know any better... dude said he had the entire thundercats collection on dvd
GorbaChavez: ...
NotTheMama: thundercats!
GorbaChavez: ...
NotTheMama: this was over two weeks ago... can we please drop it already?
GorbaChavez: unlike your ass ?
NotTheMama: hey! my ass is pretty tight, thankyouverymuch
NotTheMama: ...I don't like where this is going
GorbaChavez: you don't like where this is going and I don't like where your ass has been!
NotTheMama: look, it was just that one time... i was young, didn't know any better... dude said he had the entire thundercats collection on dvd
GorbaChavez: ...
NotTheMama: thundercats!
GorbaChavez: ...
NotTheMama: this was over two weeks ago... can we please drop it already?
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Desperate Times
GorbaChavez: have you caught the show, Castle?
NotTheMama: of course! it's the only way i can get my Nate fix
NotTheMama: even tho it's not really a great show, in and of itself
NotTheMama: i don't like the chick... smthg about her acting puts me off
NotTheMama: i also kinda started watching desp housewives, and just remembered he was on that for a bit
NotTheMama: and once again, i've said too much
GorbaChavez: yes, I am aware he was on the show
NotTheMama: you understand i watch DH only as background
NotTheMama: i in no way shape or form curl up on the couch with a box of Bon Bons
NotTheMama: and tell the wife to "leave me alone... i'm watchin' mah stories!"
NotTheMama: of course! it's the only way i can get my Nate fix
NotTheMama: even tho it's not really a great show, in and of itself
NotTheMama: i don't like the chick... smthg about her acting puts me off
NotTheMama: i also kinda started watching desp housewives, and just remembered he was on that for a bit
NotTheMama: and once again, i've said too much
GorbaChavez: yes, I am aware he was on the show
NotTheMama: you understand i watch DH only as background
NotTheMama: i in no way shape or form curl up on the couch with a box of Bon Bons
NotTheMama: and tell the wife to "leave me alone... i'm watchin' mah stories!"
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.
NotTheMama: today, to a co-worker, i said "and how did you take those dumps?"
NotTheMama: i love I.T.
NotTheMama: i love I.T.
One Ring to Rule them All
Cha'baller: team lunch today, btw
GorbaChavez: you fuckers always have team lunches
Cha'baller: i know, you love my company
GorbaChavez: [removed]?
Cha'baller: um, no
Cha'baller: you have exposed an interesting grammar problem
GorbaChavez: the company of men?
Cha'baller: ah, i meant the verb form, and you implied the noun
Cha'baller: unfortunately, the synonyms for the verb form are lacking
GorbaChavez: company is a verb?
Cha'baller: as in keeping company
Cha'baller: a consort
Cha'baller: to accompany
GorbaChavez: a companion?
Cha'baller: indeed, but not in the sense of my regular "companion"
Cha'baller: ha, fellowship!
Cha'baller: i know, you love my fellowship
GorbaChavez: fellowship of the ring?
GorbaChavez: you fuckers always have team lunches
Cha'baller: i know, you love my company
GorbaChavez: [
Cha'baller: um, no
Cha'baller: you have exposed an interesting grammar problem
GorbaChavez: the company of men?
Cha'baller: ah, i meant the verb form, and you implied the noun
Cha'baller: unfortunately, the synonyms for the verb form are lacking
GorbaChavez: company is a verb?
Cha'baller: as in keeping company
Cha'baller: a consort
Cha'baller: to accompany
GorbaChavez: a companion?
Cha'baller: indeed, but not in the sense of my regular "companion"
Cha'baller: ha, fellowship!
Cha'baller: i know, you love my fellowship
GorbaChavez: fellowship of the ring?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
To Lunch, or not To Lunch
Cha'baller: lunch plans today?
GorbaChavez: I plan to lunch
Cha'baller: but with whom
Cha'baller: as though a lunch with any other man would taste as sweet
Cha'baller: oh, that i might be that napkin upon her lap, that drip of mustard across her cheek
Cha'baller: lunch, it is the east; and the works, she is the sun
GorbaChavez: you have outdone yourself
GorbaChavez: I plan to lunch
Cha'baller: but with whom
Cha'baller: as though a lunch with any other man would taste as sweet
Cha'baller: oh, that i might be that napkin upon her lap, that drip of mustard across her cheek
Cha'baller: lunch, it is the east; and the works, she is the sun
GorbaChavez: you have outdone yourself
Monday, August 24, 2009
Okiagari-koboshi
Cristmas: I do like my job, just wish it didn't feel so wobbly these days
Iceberg: We gotta be like Weebles.
Iceberg: Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
Iceberg: Those motherfuckers don't fall down, yo!
Cristmas: That seems like great advice?
Iceberg: This is what passes for a pep talk in my world.
Iceberg: We gotta be like Weebles.
Iceberg: Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
Iceberg: Those motherfuckers don't fall down, yo!
Cristmas: That seems like great advice?
Iceberg: This is what passes for a pep talk in my world.
Once again, I've said too much
NotTheMama: thinking about getting this for work... meetings, etc.
NotTheMama: lugging my 17-inch monster back and forth is annoying
NotTheMama: that didn't come out right
GorbaChavez: you said it, Sister!
NotTheMama: lugging my 17-inch monster back and forth is annoying
NotTheMama: that didn't come out right
GorbaChavez: you said it, Sister!
Monday, July 6, 2009
You missed the off-ramp
Cha'baller: yo
Cha'baller: got any ps3 deals for me?
GorbaChavez: I do not
GorbaChavez: I sold that shite
GorbaChavez: I'm not looking for deals
GorbaChavez: I do need advice though
GorbaChavez: not on women
Cha'baller: well i'm not giving you advice on dudes, ask El Tigre
GorbaChavez: this took an unexpected turn
Cha'baller: i've had my hunches you were into men for a while
GorbaChavez: by hunches do you mean yearnings?
Cha'baller: i got nothing for that
Cha'baller: got any ps3 deals for me?
GorbaChavez: I do not
GorbaChavez: I sold that shite
GorbaChavez: I'm not looking for deals
GorbaChavez: I do need advice though
GorbaChavez: not on women
Cha'baller: well i'm not giving you advice on dudes, ask El Tigre
GorbaChavez: this took an unexpected turn
Cha'baller: i've had my hunches you were into men for a while
GorbaChavez: by hunches do you mean yearnings?
Cha'baller: i got nothing for that
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Because you have a bumper sticker that says, "I love it when balls are in my face." ...
NotTheMama: yeah... i think it's a customer loyalty thing... i pressed to speak to their cancellation dept, and i told them i wanted to cancel everything except maybe internet if they gave me a better deal than dsl
GorbaChavez: I approve
NotTheMama: it's nice to finally have the big guys by the balls
GorbaChavez: yes, I know how you like having balls in yourmouth hands
NotTheMama: as soon as i typed that i knew i had done wrong
GorbaChavez: I approve
NotTheMama: it's nice to finally have the big guys by the balls
GorbaChavez: yes, I know how you like having balls in your
NotTheMama: as soon as i typed that i knew i had done wrong
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Not the balls. The tits!
GorbaChavez: yeah, that was the tits...
NotTheMama: where did "tits" come from? some movie?
NotTheMama: i take offense to all of this, btw
NotTheMama: why are tits good and balls bad?
NotTheMama: well, okay, i know why tits are good and balls are bad
GorbaChavez: I think we're done here
NotTheMama: where did "tits" come from? some movie?
NotTheMama: i take offense to all of this, btw
NotTheMama: why are tits good and balls bad?
NotTheMama: well, okay, i know why tits are good and balls are bad
GorbaChavez: I think we're done here
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Let your fingers do the walking and your ass do the talking
Cha'baller: How's the call going?
GorbaChavez: got pushed back to 11;30
Cha'baller: did you tell them that means you won't be calling in?
Cha'baller: or maybe you're wearing your consultant pants today; the ass-less ones
GorbaChavez: they are crotchless
Cha'baller: just lean over and insert the phone
GorbaChavez: let my ass do the talking, is it?
Cha'baller: you might say that
GorbaChavez: my ass did
GorbaChavez: ...just say that
Cha'baller: your ass works the keyboard too?
GorbaChavez: it's versasstile
Cha'baller: I'm guessing you let it hunt-and-peck with a pencil
GorbaChavez: you like how I did that with my ass'ing
Cha'baller: yes, yes I do
GorbaChavez: got pushed back to 11;30
Cha'baller: did you tell them that means you won't be calling in?
Cha'baller: or maybe you're wearing your consultant pants today; the ass-less ones
GorbaChavez: they are crotchless
Cha'baller: just lean over and insert the phone
GorbaChavez: let my ass do the talking, is it?
Cha'baller: you might say that
GorbaChavez: my ass did
GorbaChavez: ...just say that
Cha'baller: your ass works the keyboard too?
GorbaChavez: it's versasstile
Cha'baller: I'm guessing you let it hunt-and-peck with a pencil
GorbaChavez: you like how I did that with my ass'ing
Cha'baller: yes, yes I do
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Ah, Delicious Racism
GorbaChavez: say what?
Black College Football Experience - The Doug Williams Edition
Iceberg: "But the football game's only half the show. Experience the pageantry in two rhythm games, Drum Line Challenge and the interactive Halftime Show."
Black College Football Experience - The Doug Williams Edition
Iceberg: "But the football game's only half the show. Experience the pageantry in two rhythm games, Drum Line Challenge and the interactive Halftime Show."
Thursday, May 7, 2009
There and back again
NotTheMama: back on the work from home racket
NotTheMama: about to watch nathan fillion on craig ferguson
NotTheMama: hmm... that didn't come out right
GorbaChavez: one question. are you wearing pants?
NotTheMama: as long as you have no follow up questions, then no, I am not wearing pants
NotTheMama: and neither was nathan
NotTheMama: or nick fallon, as he is known to some
GorbaChavez: and the circle is now complete
NotTheMama: i think because i have man crushes on both of them, that interview induced a mild orgasm
NotTheMama: pants notwithstanding
GorbaChavez: I need to sign-off now
NotTheMama: we shall not speak of this again
NotTheMama: about to watch nathan fillion on craig ferguson
NotTheMama: hmm... that didn't come out right
GorbaChavez: one question. are you wearing pants?
NotTheMama: as long as you have no follow up questions, then no, I am not wearing pants
NotTheMama: and neither was nathan
NotTheMama: or nick fallon, as he is known to some
GorbaChavez: and the circle is now complete
NotTheMama: i think because i have man crushes on both of them, that interview induced a mild orgasm
NotTheMama: pants notwithstanding
GorbaChavez: I need to sign-off now
NotTheMama: we shall not speak of this again
Friday, May 1, 2009
And put a dot on that "i"! Aww poi!
NotTheMama: that reminds me... i was listening to 107.5 this morning, and they had "pornographic traffic"
GorbaChavez: I...what?
GorbaChavez: that has so many levels of...something
NotTheMama: yes. basically a traffic segment with moans and groans and inyourendos
NotTheMama: i'm like, wtf, do i really need to be turned on before having to go to work?
GorbaChavez: the answer is in the question?
NotTheMama: and the question is in my pants?
GorbaChavez: well, that is a question
GorbaChavez: or at least, questionable
NotTheMama: i think we're done here
GorbaChavez: I...what?
GorbaChavez: that has so many levels of...something
NotTheMama: yes. basically a traffic segment with moans and groans and inyourendos
NotTheMama: i'm like, wtf, do i really need to be turned on before having to go to work?
GorbaChavez: the answer is in the question?
NotTheMama: and the question is in my pants?
GorbaChavez: well, that is a question
GorbaChavez: or at least, questionable
NotTheMama: i think we're done here
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Captain N[erd]
GorbaChavez: I vote for a Nintendo power glove type navigation/input control
NotTheMama: how cool would the office be if everyone was using those
GorbaChavez: it would be this cool...
NotTheMama: you don't understand... i'm also thinking VR glasses
NotTheMama: i'm so far ahead of my time that i've traveled back to the 80s
GorbaChavez: you are saying you've lapped us?
NotTheMama: at least once
NotTheMama: how cool would the office be if everyone was using those
GorbaChavez: it would be this cool...
NotTheMama: you don't understand... i'm also thinking VR glasses
NotTheMama: i'm so far ahead of my time that i've traveled back to the 80s
GorbaChavez: you are saying you've lapped us?
NotTheMama: at least once
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Captain Beefheart
Der Kapitän: enough of that ...
Der Kapitän: let's be men again!
Der Kapitän: do you want to meet for a salad and a slushy?
GorbaChavez: I don't think I can ever be man enough for you
Der Kapitän: oh well .. .nobody can ... that's why I chose women ...
Der Kapitän: let's be men again!
Der Kapitän: do you want to meet for a salad and a slushy?
GorbaChavez: I don't think I can ever be man enough for you
Der Kapitän: oh well .. .nobody can ... that's why I chose women ...
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Shank you very much
GorbaChavez: there needs to be a "shank" emoticon
Mich-Mich: yes cause right now i would use it 50x on you
GorbaChavez: 50?
GorbaChavez: that's a lot of shanking
GorbaChavez: your little arm would get tired after ten
Mich-Mich: my little arm?!
Mich-Mich: i can still do 50. 10 on each arm which is 20, 10 each foot, thats 40 and 10 in my mouth, makes 50!!
GorbaChavez: wait, we're still talking about shanks? ...or something else?
Mich-Mich: yes cause right now i would use it 50x on you
GorbaChavez: 50?
GorbaChavez: that's a lot of shanking
GorbaChavez: your little arm would get tired after ten
Mich-Mich: my little arm?!
Mich-Mich: i can still do 50. 10 on each arm which is 20, 10 each foot, thats 40 and 10 in my mouth, makes 50!!
GorbaChavez: wait, we're still talking about shanks? ...or something else?
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Chicks With Dicks dot com, dot org
GorbaChavez: do you remember Cha'baller?
Till-man: ...
Till-man: clearly no. who is this?
Till-man: *who is he?
GorbaChavez: nobody
GorbaChavez: apparently you included him in your farewell email and he made a point to point out this fact to me
Till-man: i can see why, i'm kind of a big deal
Till-man: i just sent it to everyone
Till-man: http://gregchabala.com/
GorbaChavez: that is him
Till-man: i like the photos of me section
Till-man: nsfw
GorbaChavez: because they will make me throw up all over my desk by viewing them?
Till-man: ...
Till-man: clearly no. who is this?
Till-man: *who is he?
GorbaChavez: nobody
GorbaChavez: apparently you included him in your farewell email and he made a point to point out this fact to me
Till-man: i can see why, i'm kind of a big deal
Till-man: i just sent it to everyone
Till-man: http://gregchabala.com/
GorbaChavez: that is him
Till-man: i like the photos of me section
Till-man: nsfw
GorbaChavez: because they will make me throw up all over my desk by viewing them?
Monday, March 9, 2009
Hate you, I do
NotTheMama: yeah, but i think that's just a coincidence
GorbaChavez: there are no coincidences...only opportunities
NotTheMama: ok there, master yoda
GorbaChavez: just a taste of what you'll find in my upcoming book!
NotTheMama: "Maybe I'm Just Not That Into You: A Contemporary Look At Why Everyone Sucks"?
GorbaChavez: "It's not you, it's me. I don't like you..."
GorbaChavez: there are no coincidences...only opportunities
NotTheMama: ok there, master yoda
GorbaChavez: just a taste of what you'll find in my upcoming book!
NotTheMama: "Maybe I'm Just Not That Into You: A Contemporary Look At Why Everyone Sucks"?
GorbaChavez: "It's not you, it's me. I don't like you..."
Friday, March 6, 2009
why be with chicks that look like dudes?
GorbaChavez: what system do you have now?
RegalBeagle: ps tr3s
GorbaChavez: add 'gorbachavez' to your friend list
RegalBeagle: i have. you havent accepted me
GorbaChavez: yes, I haven't accepted your lifestyle choice...
RegalBeagle: ps tr3s
GorbaChavez: add 'gorbachavez' to your friend list
RegalBeagle: i have. you havent accepted me
GorbaChavez: yes, I haven't accepted your lifestyle choice...
No, You're a Towel
GorbaChavez: if it was purely a cost issue, why don't we see 500gb ps3's and 360's
NotTheMama: maybe bigger hd's generate more heat?
GorbaChavez: your mom generates more heat
NotTheMama: i totally did not see that coming
NotTheMama: well played
GorbaChavez: I figured you would have seen it a mile away
NotTheMama: i must be losing my touch
GorbaChavez: your mom hasn't lost her touch
NotTheMama: ftw
NotTheMama: maybe bigger hd's generate more heat?
GorbaChavez: your mom generates more heat
NotTheMama: i totally did not see that coming
NotTheMama: well played
GorbaChavez: I figured you would have seen it a mile away
NotTheMama: i must be losing my touch
GorbaChavez: your mom hasn't lost her touch
NotTheMama: ftw
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an ass-kicking today
Mich-Mich: we have to check on Tuesday 2nite
Gorbachavez: Ok, but it's a nice day for you to walk over there!
Mich-Mich: hmmm
Gorbachavez: I was only joking!
Mich-Mich: I know
Mich-Mich: I'm 'hmmm' on how i should kick your ass!
Gorbachavez: gently?
Mich-Mich: nah, i think you deserve hardcore kicking of the ass
Gorbachavez: Ok, but it's a nice day for you to walk over there!
Mich-Mich: hmmm
Gorbachavez: I was only joking!
Mich-Mich: I know
Mich-Mich: I'm 'hmmm' on how i should kick your ass!
Gorbachavez: gently?
Mich-Mich: nah, i think you deserve hardcore kicking of the ass
Friday, February 6, 2009
Munson'd
Till-man: these dudes stole our shit
GorbaChavez: biters
GorbaChavez: needless to say I shall be playing this with the girls
Till-man: i don't think it's violent enough
GorbaChavez: you may have a point
GorbaChavez: however, they are fully aware of ghostbusters and slimer...and gremlins
Till-man: how are you coming along in dead space
GorbaChavez: I have not tried it out yet...
GorbaChavez: I was playing the LOTR demo with the oldest the other day which led to buying it
GorbaChavez: which led to staying up til 3am playing it
Till-man: there's a lord of the rings game?
Till-man: that kid'll be ready to blow off high school in no-time
GorbaChavez: that's going to be awkward when she starts home schooling
Till-man: you guys are Amish?
GorbaChavez: you dind't know my middle name was Ezekiel?
Till-man: wow, in that case, i'd like you to make me a table
GorbaChavez: being also mexican I only know how to make wooden cowboy hats
GorbaChavez: biters
GorbaChavez: needless to say I shall be playing this with the girls
Till-man: i don't think it's violent enough
GorbaChavez: you may have a point
GorbaChavez: however, they are fully aware of ghostbusters and slimer...and gremlins
Till-man: how are you coming along in dead space
GorbaChavez: I have not tried it out yet...
GorbaChavez: I was playing the LOTR demo with the oldest the other day which led to buying it
GorbaChavez: which led to staying up til 3am playing it
Till-man: there's a lord of the rings game?
Till-man: that kid'll be ready to blow off high school in no-time
GorbaChavez: that's going to be awkward when she starts home schooling
Till-man: you guys are Amish?
GorbaChavez: you dind't know my middle name was Ezekiel?
Till-man: wow, in that case, i'd like you to make me a table
GorbaChavez: being also mexican I only know how to make wooden cowboy hats
Your mom reads the blog
Cha'baller: a'ight, what games have we in common?
GorbaChavez: I got to Eye and mentally kicked you in the nuts
GorbaChavez: I think I'll stop there
Cha'baller: i bought it for the camera, it was on sale for $30
Cha'baller: i've never played the game
GorbaChavez: just like you read playgirl for the articles
Cha'baller: but my mom writes for playgirl
GorbaChavez: I got to Eye and mentally kicked you in the nuts
GorbaChavez: I think I'll stop there
Cha'baller: i bought it for the camera, it was on sale for $30
Cha'baller: i've never played the game
GorbaChavez: just like you read playgirl for the articles
Cha'baller: but my mom writes for playgirl
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Video Killed the Radio Star
GorbaChavez: I'm in Cha-baller's last.fm profile
GorbaChavez: I'm looking at his "loved tracks"
GorbaChavez: top of the list, Britney Spears - Womanizer
Teh Iceberg: he knows that means the song, not the video, right?
GorbaChavez: I'm looking at his "loved tracks"
GorbaChavez: top of the list, Britney Spears - Womanizer
Teh Iceberg: he knows that means the song, not the video, right?
Monday, January 26, 2009
You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"?
Major Suckage: Would you mind logging off, me and Mich-Mich are having private time.
GorbaChavez: I hate you
...
...
Major Suckage: You're still on!
Major Suckage: Remember the time we went on that African safari and you wrestled that wombat and got your ass kicked?
GorbaChavez: that's because you didn't follow the plan
Major Suckage: Wasn't the plan to record you getting pummeled by a small animal so we could win 10k on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
GorbaChavez: it was? you bastard!
Major Suckage: Maybe it was just my plan then. Don't worry, it never made it to network TV. They said it looked staged and that nobody would allow themselves to get bit 74 times like that.
GorbaChavez: I hate you
...
...
Major Suckage: You're still on!
Major Suckage: Remember the time we went on that African safari and you wrestled that wombat and got your ass kicked?
GorbaChavez: that's because you didn't follow the plan
Major Suckage: Wasn't the plan to record you getting pummeled by a small animal so we could win 10k on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
GorbaChavez: it was? you bastard!
Major Suckage: Maybe it was just my plan then. Don't worry, it never made it to network TV. They said it looked staged and that nobody would allow themselves to get bit 74 times like that.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Always bet on black!
Butler X: oh, you want the black ones?
Butler X: I don't blame you.
Butler X: black is beautiful
Butler X: I don't like white headphones
Butler X: white headphones are symbolic of the oppressive white establishment piping propaganda in your ear
*** GorbaChavez raises a fist
Butler X: I don't blame you.
Butler X: black is beautiful
Butler X: I don't like white headphones
Butler X: white headphones are symbolic of the oppressive white establishment piping propaganda in your ear
*** GorbaChavez raises a fist
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Penultimate Fantasy XXIILXV
Iceberg: did we just level up again?
GorbaChavez: close
Iceberg: just go kill some coyotes or something and we're there
Iceberg: then I can finally equip that Magic Keyboard +1
GorbaChavez: close
Iceberg: just go kill some coyotes or something and we're there
Iceberg: then I can finally equip that Magic Keyboard +1
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Captain, there's a hole in the space-time continuum!
Jim Beam: I will be there! Peace out!
GorbaChavez: peas and carrots
Jim Beam: A salami and bacon!
GorbaChavez: never eat spinach with a stranger!
Jim Beam: never rub another man's rhubarb
GorbaChavez: i can't compete at this level
GorbaChavez: I....
GorbaChavez: I've never been bested before...
Jim Beam: welcome to the big leagues kid
GorbaChavez: peas and carrots
Jim Beam: A salami and bacon!
GorbaChavez: never eat spinach with a stranger!
Jim Beam: never rub another man's rhubarb
GorbaChavez: i can't compete at this level
GorbaChavez: I....
GorbaChavez: I've never been bested before...
Jim Beam: welcome to the big leagues kid
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