Gooses! Geeses! I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter

Cha'baller: lolfed 
GorbaChavez: why is this news (to me)
GorbaChavez: although I do apreciate now knowing a checking account is not just a checking account
Cha'baller: had you heard the term NOW account used before?
GorbaChavez: probably
GorbaChavez: never gave it any thought
Cha'baller: maybe wondered why they insisted on calling it a NOW account instead of a checking account?
GorbaChavez: no, I don't wonder those things
GorbaChavez: I wonder about things like, why you insist on dating fat chicks
Cha'baller: they find me!

Makes me wish I had three hands!

GorbaChavez: at first, I thought this said "big, big, titties"
Hen-Bear: and i'm sorry it doesn't

Yeah, I'm really busy working on that Penske file

NotTheMama: got my fixed xbox back
NotTheMama: only took 1 week 4 days
NotTheMama: only it's not my xbox
GorbaChavez: it never is
NotTheMama: so i can't shake the feeling that some dude rubbed his balls all over this one
GorbaChavez: well, if it makes you feel any better, you should rub your balls on this one before sending it in (if it breaks again)
NotTheMama: this is why i pay you the big bucks

The Future is Nao!

GorbaChavez: interesting, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MediaFLO
Cha'baller: so that shit wasn't possible until the old terrestrial broadcast channels were shut off
GorbaChavez: right.  that was the interesting part
Cha'baller: fucking old tv was blocking the future!
GorbaChavez: you just went up a notch

Maybe this whole internet thing is too much technology for you

MaddBear: not sure yet, but I think i might have a video of another man putting his junk in my wife's face
MaddBear: who else could say the same?
...checking...
MaddBear: LOL! I DO!
MaddBear: you gotta come see this!
GorbaChavez: just send me the link
GorbaChavez: I have the internet too