More bounce for the ounce

GorbaChavez: according to google analytics, our DJ site has a 50% bounce rate
IceBerg: please to be explaining a bounce rate.
IceBerg: this is the number of people who start "bouncin" upon hearing the music?
GorbaChavez: that works for me
IceBerg: then it's settled

A winnar is you!

Till-Man: ¿Has oído?
GorbaChavez: ¡¿oido que interrobang‽
Till-Man: i can't compete on this level
GorbaChavez: I'm glad we're done here

Power on Spam-bot!

elvin.ferrellztihxydtnesb: hey u there hzbly
IceBerg: hello, spammer
elvin.ferrellztihxydtnesb: hi Iceberg how r u ? i'm Nicole :)
IceBerg: no you're not
elvin.ferrellztihxydtnesb: i hope u dont mind i got ur info from Maria
IceBerg: oh, yes, Maria gives my information to spammers all the time, that wily bitch
elvin.ferrellztihxydtnesb: I just moved here from outta town, she said u were cool people :):)
IceBerg: when you moved, were you able to fit the last name of "Ferrellztihxydtnesb" on your mailbox?
elvin.ferrellztihxydtnesb: r u busy this week? we should meet up grab a drink... have alil fun ;)
IceBerg: I mean, how much would that cost? "Ferrellztihxydtnesb?" that shit's like $10 a letter at Home Depot!
elvin.ferrellztihxydtnesb: hi Iceberg how r u ? i'm Allison :)
The Turing Test: you're doing it wrong

Avast! Captain Puffy-Pants be after me booty!

Two Dolla Cha'balla: where be my cap?
GorbaChavez: on me desk
Two Dolla Cha'balla: arrr, i be takin it
GorbaChavez: whenever a roll of toilet paper runs out, my oldest grabs the cardboard tube and pretends it's a telescope and starts talking in pirate
Two Dolla Cha'balla: i save those, and give them to my uncle, who owns some gerbils
Two Dolla Cha'balla: who apparently enjoy them
GorbaChavez: uh
Two Dolla Cha'balla: whut?
GorbaChavez: tubes, gerbils, [dirty] uncle
GorbaChavez: do the math
Two Dolla Cha'balla: the gerbils chew on the tubes
GorbaChavez: oh....oh!
Two Dolla Cha'balla: you need plastic tubes for that crazy shit
Two Dolla Cha'balla: and hampsters
GorbaChavez: ...
Two Dolla Cha'balla: gerbils are tiny
GorbaChavez: so you are saying that gerbils are too small for you to use for that?
Two Dolla Cha'balla: i'm saying the internet is a woderful resource for learning about everything
GorbaChavez: apparently so is Uranus