I have such an erection right now!

Remington Steele: how was movie?
GorbaChavez: the movie was ok.
GorbaChavez: difficult to say if I'd liked it without reading the books
GorbaChavez: it's a rental at best
Remington Steele: oh nose. i still have to take the lady friend to see it
Remington Steele damn these testicles. why can't i enjoy similar things as those with ovaries
GorbaChavez: if you did then you wouldn't damn your testicles, you'd play with them (moar)
GorbaChavez: you see, [most]chicks like dicks
GorbaChavez: you provided such a tiny morsel, yet I gleaned so much.
Remington Steele: from my balls
GorbaChavez: (that's what she said)
Remington Steele: it's cold in here. what do you want from me
Remington Steele: don't answer that. we both know
Remington Steele: 

Remington Steele: its all good because he's a doctor

Don't settle for minimum douche

Vanilla IceBerg: So, the good news is that the office in Colorado doesn't handle our recruiting anymore; it's local to Chicago now.
Vanilla IceBerg: The bad news is, there are a bunch of brodouche recruiters sometimes making noise on this floor.
GorbaChavez:  

Vanilla IceBerg: I'm glad we had this talk.
GorbaChavez: maximum-douche

T1.000.1

Vanilla IceBerg: So, I've been using my personal ThinkPad with Debian's testing distribution lately.
Vanilla IceBerg: And I think I'm now completely done with Ubuntu's booshit.
GorbaChavez: glad to hear
GorbaChavez: I've yet to transition to anything else
GorbaChavez: most likely it will be mint
Vanilla IceBerg: I've heard good things.
GorbaChavez: I am not the hardcorez
GorbaChavez: my shit be not bangin
Vanilla IceBerg: DO YOU DENY? The minor annoyances like wifi, sound and external displays for laptops--that I remember being a hassle in Debian relative to Ubuntu--all just worked*.
Vanilla IceBerg: *Because of #lolfreesoftware you have to hand-install a firmware blob for most wifi chips.
GorbaChavez: I hope one day, future civilizations find the archive of our IM chat logs
Vanilla IceBerg: I'm actually a clone of myself from the future, and this is just my elaborate way of trolling my friends when they find this log. #lolalieninvasion
GorbaChavez: That explains the flash of light.

It's like you're in my head

Vanilla IceBerg: In summary, I'm pretty sure Josh Bloch's head would explode if he ever saw any API that you or I produced.
GorbaChavez: I'm reminded of a time when one of the kids (can't recall which) decided to dump a bowl of baby food onto the floor, and my response was, "why would you do that!?"
Vanilla IceBerg: Right. You and I are having serious discussions, and to him we're just smearing our strained carrots on the wall.

An enigma

Vanilla IceBerg: You work from home. We have quesadilla day. You can't explain that.
GorbaChavez: You can't explain it, only experience it; like belly button lint.