Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Turing [in]complete

GorbaChavez: http://www.themathpage.com/aprecalc/permutations-combinations.htm
GorbaChavez: I was thinking about, "how do you find out the possible combinations of a pair of numbers given the series 0 through 12"
Vanilla IceBerg: Right.
Vanilla IceBerg: Permutations and combinations are super-useful.
Vanilla IceBerg: I still use them occasionally, even though I'm not, like, a mathematician.
GorbaChavez: you're not like a mathematician, you *are* a mathematician
Vanilla IceBerg: Hm.
Vanilla IceBerg: Mathematicians would probably disagree with you.
GorbaChavez: are you disagreeing with me?
***Vanilla IceBerg's head explodes.
GorbaChavez: "Hit Turing right in the test-ees."

Friday, January 6, 2012

Momma's Boy

Remington Steele: I want a crib like Hansel
Remington Steele: actually i want the place that the guy in highlander lived in
Remington Steele: or .. the bad guy in oldboy
Segall: I would settle for a place without my mom
Remington Steele: couple months back my mom got a job that wasn't at sketchy korean owned ethnic beauty stores in detroit. now she brings a gun to work because she can, not because she has to
Segall: so your mom packs heat
Segall: mine just packs my lunch

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The Future's So Bright

MaddBear: you still looking to stay with your friend? Kribbs sent me an email saying he and one other were looking for a roommate
GorbaChavez: I am
GorbaChavez: I confirmed with him a week ago that it was still cool
GorbaChavez: and he is "stoked"
MaddBear: really? he's 'stoked' and your still thinking about staying with him?
GorbaChavez: oh, I meant to say he is "Stroked"
GorbaChavez: then I got stoked
MaddBear: apparently your south beach visit will be the next chapter of "When Warning Bells Were Ignored"
GorbaChavez: when you guys are all like, "WTF are you guys doing!?", I'm gonna all like "I'm in Miami, bitch!"
MaddBear: that's not exactly how I see that playing out
GorbaChavez: it only matters how it plays out in my head
MaddBear: that is very true … until it matters how it plays out IRL
GorbaChavez: I won't let you tarnish the memory of this visit with your "facts"
MaddBear: you will always have this "future memory" that you have right now .. no one can EVER take that away