Video Killed the Radio Star

GorbaChavez: I'm in Cha-baller's last.fm profile
GorbaChavez: I'm looking at his "loved tracks"
GorbaChavez: top of the list, Britney Spears - Womanizer
Teh Iceberg: he knows that means the song, not the video, right?

You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"?

Major Suckage: Would you mind logging off, me and Mich-Mich are having private time.
GorbaChavez: I hate you
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Major Suckage: You're still on!

Major Suckage: Remember the time we went on that African safari and you wrestled that wombat and got your ass kicked?
GorbaChavez: that's because you didn't follow the plan
Major Suckage: Wasn't the plan to record you getting pummeled by a small animal so we could win 10k on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
GorbaChavez: it was? you bastard!
Major Suckage: Maybe it was just my plan then. Don't worry, it never made it to network TV. They said it looked staged and that nobody would allow themselves to get bit 74 times like that.

Always bet on black!

Butler X: oh, you want the black ones?
Butler X: I don't blame you.
Butler X: black is beautiful 

Butler X: I don't like white headphones
Butler X: white headphones are symbolic of the oppressive white establishment piping propaganda in your ear
*** GorbaChavez raises a fist

Penultimate Fantasy XXIILXV

Iceberg: did we just level up again?
GorbaChavez: close
Iceberg: just go kill some coyotes or something and we're there
Iceberg: then I can finally equip that Magic Keyboard +1

Captain, there's a hole in the space-time continuum!

Jim Beam: I will be there! Peace out!
GorbaChavez: peas and carrots
Jim Beam: A salami and bacon!
GorbaChavez: never eat spinach with a stranger!
Jim Beam: never rub another man's rhubarb
GorbaChavez: i can't compete at this level
GorbaChavez: I....
GorbaChavez: I've never been bested before...
Jim Beam: welcome to the big leagues kid