You missed the off-ramp

Cha'baller: yo
Cha'baller: got any ps3 deals for me?
GorbaChavez: I do not
GorbaChavez: I sold that shite
GorbaChavez: I'm not looking for deals
GorbaChavez: I do need advice though
GorbaChavez: not on women
Cha'baller: well i'm not giving you advice on dudes, ask El Tigre
GorbaChavez: this took an unexpected turn
Cha'baller: i've had my hunches you were into men for a while
GorbaChavez: by hunches do you mean yearnings?
Cha'baller: i got nothing for that

Because you have a bumper sticker that says, "I love it when balls are in my face." ...

NotTheMama: yeah... i think it's a customer loyalty thing... i pressed to speak to their cancellation dept, and i told them i wanted to cancel everything except maybe internet if they gave me a better deal than dsl
GorbaChavez: I approve
NotTheMama: it's nice to finally have the big guys by the balls
GorbaChavez: yes, I know how you like having balls in your mouth hands
NotTheMama: as soon as i typed that i knew i had done wrong