Vanilla IceBerg: Why are you putting together they playlist?
Vanilla IceBerg: Because you are a dee-yay?
Vanilla IceBerg: Or because you're Mexican, and you got the yob over a more qualified white candidate?
Vanilla IceBerg: Was that it, huh?
Vanilla IceBerg: Affirmative action hire, amirite?
GorbaChavez: I don't even speak english
GorbaChavez: I only know enough to answer this question and tell you as much.
Vanilla IceBerg: But what happens now?
***Vanilla IceBerg waits for it.
GorbaChavez: ¿Que?
Vanilla IceBerg: Búm.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Thousand dollar baby...
Vanilla IceBerg: So, that swanky house link I sent you.
Vanilla IceBerg: We should have an appointment to walk through in a week.
GorbaChavez: Hilary Swanky?
GorbaChavez: "Vanilla IceBerg has stopped typing..."
Vanilla IceBerg: Is Hilary Swanky when something is kind of sexy, but also vaguely like a dude?
Vanilla IceBerg: We should have an appointment to walk through in a week.
GorbaChavez: Hilary Swanky?
GorbaChavez: "Vanilla IceBerg has stopped typing..."
Vanilla IceBerg: Is Hilary Swanky when something is kind of sexy, but also vaguely like a dude?
Monday, August 8, 2011
Freaking BOT
LisaUnique88: hello?
Vanilla IceBerg: Thank you for dialing the Spambot Turing Test Hotline. How can I help you?
LisaUnique88: Im not a freaking bot
Vanilla IceBerg: I thought you were a spam bot, not a freaking bot. Those only exist in Japan.
LisaUnique88: Hmm. Have we chatted before?
Vanilla IceBerg: I don't know. Was I wearing a wizard hat?
LisaUnique88: Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?
Vanilla IceBerg: My tolerance for pointless typing, apparently.
LisaUnique88: Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
LisaUnique88: Ohhh wait. I got a idea. Have you ever watched a girl strip on cam? :-X
Vanilla IceBerg: Pornography?! On the Internet?! I must contact my local news station immediately!
LisaUnique88: Welllllll.... Do you wanna watch me strip on cam? ;-)
Vanilla IceBerg: What do computer programs look like naked?
LisaUnique88: Yeah? Ok you have to signup through this website that my cam is linked trhough so i cant be recorded ok?
LisaUnique88: It only takes a second babe and its free. k?
Vanilla IceBerg: I don't even have a first babe, let alone a second babe.
Vanilla IceBerg: Anyway, if you agree to give me US$10,000, please send a porn site URL in your next message.
LisaUnique88: http://verifiedcams.com/nikki ok go there then click on the gold JOIN FREE button at the top of the page. ok?
Vanilla IceBerg: Thank you for dialing the Spambot Turing Test Hotline. How can I help you?
LisaUnique88: Im not a freaking bot
Vanilla IceBerg: I thought you were a spam bot, not a freaking bot. Those only exist in Japan.
LisaUnique88: Hmm. Have we chatted before?
Vanilla IceBerg: I don't know. Was I wearing a wizard hat?
LisaUnique88: Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?
Vanilla IceBerg: My tolerance for pointless typing, apparently.
LisaUnique88: Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
LisaUnique88: Ohhh wait. I got a idea. Have you ever watched a girl strip on cam? :-X
Vanilla IceBerg: Pornography?! On the Internet?! I must contact my local news station immediately!
LisaUnique88: Welllllll.... Do you wanna watch me strip on cam? ;-)
Vanilla IceBerg: What do computer programs look like naked?
LisaUnique88: Yeah? Ok you have to signup through this website that my cam is linked trhough so i cant be recorded ok?
LisaUnique88: It only takes a second babe and its free. k?
Vanilla IceBerg: I don't even have a first babe, let alone a second babe.
Vanilla IceBerg: Anyway, if you agree to give me US$10,000, please send a porn site URL in your next message.
LisaUnique88: http://verifiedcams.com/nikki ok go there then click on the gold JOIN FREE button at the top of the page. ok?
Come along, Dorothy. You don't want any of *those* balls.
Remington Steele: http://www.designtaxi.com/news/35279/Designer-Creates-Minimal-Posters-for-Fairy-Tales
Remington Steele: http://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-fairytales2707/10.jpeg
Remington Steele: tell me you see it and that i'm not an awful person
GorbaChavez: lions, and tigers, and balls! oh my!
Remington Steele: what the hell is that supposed to be
Remington Steele: oh
Remington Steele: it is balls
Remington Steele: for courage
Remington Steele: wtf
Remington Steele: lion balls?
Remington Steele: is that why its ok?
GorbaChavez: "Ok, Dorothy. When you get to Oz, see if the wizard can make you a penis."
Remington Steele: http://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-fairytales2707/10.jpeg
Remington Steele: tell me you see it and that i'm not an awful person
GorbaChavez: lions, and tigers, and balls! oh my!
Remington Steele: what the hell is that supposed to be
Remington Steele: oh
Remington Steele: it is balls
Remington Steele: for courage
Remington Steele: wtf
Remington Steele: lion balls?
Remington Steele: is that why its ok?
GorbaChavez: "Ok, Dorothy. When you get to Oz, see if the wizard can make you a penis."
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