Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Helen, take a memo

NotTheMama: i wouldn't be surprised if some of their depts still sent messages via those vacuum tubes from the 80s
GorbaChavez: those are awesome
NotTheMama: i know
GorbaChavez: until your shirt gets stuck in it
GorbaChavez: then you have to explain why your'e standing half-naked in the mail room
NotTheMama: oh... that usually requires explanation?
GorbaChavez: yes, only for the topless kind of half-naked though
NotTheMama: mental note made

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Adrian!

GorbaChavez: oh fuck. tough guy just made the claim that he "used to be a programmer"
IceBerg: BAA HA HA HA HAHA LOLZ
IceBerg: and he was so good he does tech support now
IceBerg: "yeah, I used to be an investment banker, but those guys are douchebags, so I clean the toilets now."
***GorbaChavez is to be LOL'ing
GorbaChavez: maybe he was an excel programmer?
IceBerg: I was thinking HTML programmer
IceBerg: or mainframe data entry programmer
GorbaChavez: or VCR programmer
IceBerg: FTW
***GorbaChavez does the Rocky victory dance
***IceBerg thinks he hears "Eye of the Tiger" faintly in the distance

Monday, September 15, 2008

Who's the fairest of them all?

Two Dolla Cha'balla: do you do yahoo answers?
GorbaChavez: in terms of answering the questions?
Two Dolla Cha'balla: yesh
Two Dolla Cha'balla: i'm level 2, but it's taking forever to get to level 3
GorbaChavez: asking yourself "am I gay" over and over again isnt' the way to get to level 3...

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. Till-Man!

IceBerg: seriously, as part of the preliminary experimentation for our upcoming web two-dot-oh applications, I checked out how Unicode submission in a web form actually works. it's a den of horrors.
GorbaChavez: do we like dens of horrors?
IceBerg: no, we like dens of whores
GorbaChavez: another post! to the blogs!

and thean?

IceBerg: that seems workable
GorbaChavez: it's the bedroom, I would care less about it then a more public area
IceBerg: you also care less about spelling "than" correctly
GorbaChavez: I spelled than and then correctly...
GorbaChavez: I simply misused them
IceBerg: like I misused this conversation
GorbaChavez: then I kicked you in the balls for being a bigger douche than me