Major Suckage: Would you mind logging off, me and Mich-Mich are having private time.
GorbaChavez: I hate you
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Major Suckage: You're still on!
Major Suckage: Remember the time we went on that African safari and you wrestled that wombat and got your ass kicked?
GorbaChavez: that's because you didn't follow the plan
Major Suckage: Wasn't the plan to record you getting pummeled by a small animal so we could win 10k on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
GorbaChavez: it was? you bastard!
Major Suckage: Maybe it was just my plan then. Don't worry, it never made it to network TV. They said it looked staged and that nobody would allow themselves to get bit 74 times like that.
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