Dude looks like a lady

GorbaChavez: I think we've just proven the difference between you and I in that you are complaining about what you read in the NY Times and I'm trolling slickdeals for things I'll never buy
IceBerg: I'd gladly take either over that guy with the NPR bumper sticker who's actually listening to Eddie and Jobo (who are still on!). that guy is more common than you'd think.
IceBerg: I'm reminded of the Onion headline: "man who does not own a TV will not shut up about not owning a TV"
GorbaChavez: I'm reminded of the time my uncle touched me in my "no no" spot
IceBerg: YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE FOR TALKING ABOUT IT!
GorbaChavez: he's dead
GorbaChavez: I killed him in a moment of rage
IceBerg: you go up a notch if "Janie's Got a Gun" was playing in the background
GorbaChavez: well, I was wearing a dress at the time

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Two Dolla Cha'balla: mirror's edge 2d is too hard for me
GorbaChavez: don't feel bad, you're not really a gamer after all
Two Dolla Cha'balla: maybe i could watch someone else play, on youtube or something
GorbaChavez: this explains why you watch so much porn
Two Dolla Cha'balla: ooh, that's good
GorbaChavez: and it's only Monday

The Corsican Brothers

Till-Man: expect it to be rainy as all get out

GorbaChavez: balls

Till-Man:  ha! i like it, I say balls all the time out here

GorbaChavez:  when someone hits you, i feel the pain

Till-Man:  but do you also feel - the pleasure.

GorbaChavez:  only when you touch yourself

Till-Man:  in that case...

Dating Discounts

Two Dolla Cha'balla: i was in Circuit City, looking at TVs, and then I was like 20% off, fuck this, i'll come back in a month when they're desperate 
GorbaChavez: just like your dating techniques
GorbaChavez: except substitute month with hour and desperate with drunk
Two Dolla Cha'balla: i like where your heads' at

Introducing USB 3.0

NotTheMama: apparently some people think that setting 'importance = high' on every single email they send out will make everyone work more quickly for them
GorbaChavez: I will institute priority ranking on instant messages...
NotTheMama: you only get 5 'importance = high' messages a month... if you go above that, an enterprise-standard USB Foot peripheral kicks you in the nuts
NotTheMama: of course we'd have to work out the details for female employees
NotTheMama: but that's what i pay you peons for
NotTheMama: so get on that

Will the real Iceberg please to be standing up

Two Dolla Cha'balla: I think Iceberg posted this on Reddit
GorbaChavez: Iceberg is much smarter than this
Two Dolla Cha'balla: but at the bottom...
GorbaChavez: it's him!
Two Dolla Cha'balla: has to be, he used standard notation and interrobang in the same sentence...