As your attorney on this matter, I advise you to blog this...

IceBerg: I hate miscellaneous shopping of all types (e.g., Target), but the grocery store is in a category by itself.

GorbaChavez: if this conversation involved Cha'baller he would be chiming in, "but that's where you go to hook up with all the hot moms!"
IceBerg: wow, I can actually imagine that exact sentence being emitted by him
IceBerg: I wonder how many hot moms with whom he's actually hooked up?
GorbaChavez: zero is my guess.  I would bet money
IceBerg: I would actually lay odds that it's zero
GorbaChavez: you could probably increase that sample size by replacing 'moms' with girls/women
GorbaChavez: and still come up with the same result
GorbaChavez: I'm only saying what you're thinking
IceBerg: that sounds like it could have come out of my mouth
GorbaChavez: except that you would have used words like 'standard deviation', 'coeficient' (but spelled correctly), and 'quadratic'
IceBerg: nice

my NOUN is more ADJECTIVE than your NOUN

GorbaChavez: stupid network security

Cha'Baller: my asshole is more secure than this network
GorbaChavez: that's not what it says in the bathroom stall
Cha'Baller: fuck, which stall is that!? it's lying!
GorbaChavez: all of them
Cha'Baller: that's the last time i write my own name on bathroom stall mad libs

Please to be posting

GorbaChavez: wtf, where does firefox "print to pdf" files go?

IceBerg: the same place your grammar went, evidently
GorbaChavez: I am to be LOL'ing
IceBerg: celebrations of my funny!

I've got the prescription for you, Doctor...

Cha'baller: what's shakin?
IceBerg: bacon?
IceBerg: I think it's time for lunch
Cha'baller: good, good
Cha'baller: i've been thinking about hot dogs myself
IceBerg: you should perhaps read some Freud?
Cha'baller: negative, i don't want any more drama
IceBerg: I'm not the one "thinking about hot dogs"
Cha'baller: i need beef injections to stay alive
Cha'baller: gimme that meat
IceBerg: wow, you just ran with that

I'm Too Sexy for my X11

Gorbachavez: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Artwork/Incoming/Intrepid/Wall-light
IceBerg: the gdm design is Win 
IceBerg: I don't like the desktop stuff; Mac OS X envy isn't my style
GorbaChavez: because you get your style from reading Vogue?
IceBerg: I read it for the articles?

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IceBerg: I don't read it for the articles?

Coolhunters

GorbaChavez: Mich-Mich is at the zoo and she just messaged me, "I fed a sting-ray. I felt weird and awesome"
IceBerg: that's pretty cool
GorbaChavez: I told her it was, "just like the first time I felt your boobies"
IceBerg: calling them "boobies" really made it
IceBerg: My baby's mama messaged me yesterday, wondering why you thought I was a tomboy
GorbaChavez: I told Mich-Mich the story but she didn't find it as funny
IceBerg: likewise
IceBerg: I guess we should focus group these things
GorbaChavez: I thought we were our own focus group
IceBerg: evidently that doesn't predict broad appeal
IceBerg: by that, I mean appeal to broads