Let your fingers do the walking and your ass do the talking

Cha'baller: How's the call going?
GorbaChavez: got pushed back to 11;30
Cha'baller: did you tell them that means you won't be calling in?
Cha'baller: or maybe you're wearing your consultant pants today; the ass-less ones
GorbaChavez: they are crotchless
Cha'baller: just lean over and insert the phone
GorbaChavez: let my ass do the talking, is it?
Cha'baller: you might say that
GorbaChavez: my ass did
GorbaChavez: ...just say that
Cha'baller: your ass works the keyboard too?
GorbaChavez: it's versasstile
Cha'baller: I'm guessing you let it hunt-and-peck with a pencil
GorbaChavez: you like how I did that with my ass'ing
Cha'baller: yes, yes I do

Ah, Delicious Racism

GorbaChavez: say what?
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There and back again

NotTheMama: back on the work from home racket
NotTheMama: about to watch nathan fillion on craig ferguson
NotTheMama: hmm... that didn't come out right
GorbaChavez: one question. are you wearing pants?
NotTheMama: as long as you have no follow up questions, then no, I am not wearing pants
NotTheMama: and neither was nathan
NotTheMama: or nick fallon, as he is known to some
GorbaChavez: and the circle is now complete
NotTheMama: i think because i have man crushes on both of them, that interview induced a mild orgasm
NotTheMama: pants notwithstanding
GorbaChavez: I need to sign-off now
NotTheMama: we shall not speak of this again

And put a dot on that "i"! Aww poi!

NotTheMama: that reminds me... i was listening to 107.5 this morning, and they had "pornographic traffic"
GorbaChavez: I...what?
GorbaChavez: that has so many levels of...something
NotTheMama: yes. basically a traffic segment with moans and groans and inyourendos
NotTheMama: i'm like, wtf, do i really need to be turned on before having to go to work?
GorbaChavez: the answer is in the question?
NotTheMama: and the question is in my pants?
GorbaChavez: well, that is a question
GorbaChavez: or at least, questionable
NotTheMama: i think we're done here