Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Rockstar

NotTheMama: I've been playing GTA till 4am two nights in a row, and now every time i walk down the street i catch myself keeping a lookout for nice cars to jack
GorbaChavez: that's just because you are ghetto
NotTheMama: I is
NotTheMama: I'm ghetto fabulous

Friday, May 9, 2008

Teamwork

El Santo: Went to a cousins bachelor party once
El Santo: All guys fromthe family were there, including my dad
El Santo: Stripper in on the floor, and she has a "hand crank apparatus"
El Santo: She asks for help witht he "crank"
El Santo: I get volunteered
El Santo: So I am "cranking" away, in front of my family
El Santo: She asks for another volunteer, and up pops my dad
El Santo: saying he will show me how to work a crank
GorbaChavez: please tell me you high five'd