I drink therefore I am

MaddBear: So you stayed up drinking last night until MAN:30 and woke up this morning at PUSS:30?
GorbaChavez: You have an eloquence for rhetoric that compares to the masters of the renaissance
MaddBear: and you need to study some of the masters yourself, like w.c. fields, dean martin, henry bukowski...

Mr. Men

Velizzaraptor:  hey

Velizzaraptor: i just want you to know. you're only a little stupid

Velizzaraptor: you're mostly smart

Velizzaraptor: so don't feel too bad

Till-Man: thanks, you're normally not frustrating at all
Velizzaraptor:  oh! what's that!
Till-Man: you're welcome
Velizzaraptor:  hey i'm not frustrating. i'm the best.
Till-Man:  don't mention it
Velizzaraptor:  what! that requires a thanks. WHICH I DID NOT GIVE. 
Velizzaraptor: you are not thanked!
Till-Man: seriously, not a big deal, just a nice pat on the back and a little "you're welcome"
Velizzaraptor: but i'm not welcome! there was no thanks to be welcomed!
Velizzaraptor: that's thank rape!
Till-Man:  hey hey, no problem kiddo
Velizzaraptor: ok now fuck you and you're dead
Till-Man: happy that i could make you feel a...a little better about your day
Velizzaraptor: what's the emoticon for murder?
Till-Man: tickles?

I've said too much.

Vanilla IceBerg: I'm disappoint. This IM spammer is not amusing me.
Vanilla IceBerg:
 linnellsagalynr332:
 Vanilla IceBerg: O RLY?
GorbaChavez: "you don't say. literally."