Sprockets

Cha'baller: got google voice?
GorbaChavez: I has
Cha'baller: i can get invite?
GorbaChavez: you need an invite?
Cha'baller: lifehacker says i need an invite
GorbaChavez: what happens when you go to voice.google.com?
Cha'baller: i get asked to login, then directed to a help page
GorbaChavez: that's how it works
GorbaChavez: it's predicting you need help
GorbaChavez: google is on top of that shit
Cha'baller: i totally don't understand how all this works
Cha'baller: and without understanding, i don't know if i want to keep my number of get the google number
GorbaChavez: I can illustrate with an interpretive dance
Cha'baller: this is no time for dance; i need action!

We don't need no water!

GorbaChavez: I'm going to be spending on some home improvement.
El Tigre: The camera is life improvement!
El Tigre: Soon your daughters will be playing at Wimbelton and you'll wonder where the years went
GorbaChavez: you make a hard sale
El Tigre: tell me what home improvement you're planning so I can tell you why it's not necessary
GorbaChavez: I have no roof!
El Tigre: In retrospect, when the roof was on fire, you should not have let the m'fer burn.