Because you have a bumper sticker that says, "I love it when balls are in my face." ...

NotTheMama: yeah... i think it's a customer loyalty thing... i pressed to speak to their cancellation dept, and i told them i wanted to cancel everything except maybe internet if they gave me a better deal than dsl
GorbaChavez: I approve
NotTheMama: it's nice to finally have the big guys by the balls
GorbaChavez: yes, I know how you like having balls in your mouth hands
NotTheMama: as soon as i typed that i knew i had done wrong