Like Sands Through the Hourglass

NotTheMama: i'm watching tron... can't believe i've never seen this before
GorbaChavez: you're joking
GorbaChavez: I watched it in 8th grade - at school
GorbaChavez: in our auditorium as a school wide event
NotTheMama: i'll turn in my geek badge now
GorbaChavez: please do
...
NotTheMama: is it just me or is bruce boxleitner a bad actor?
GorbaChavez: I don't know or care who that is
NotTheMama: the guy who plays tron
NotTheMama: also played the captain on babylon 5
NotTheMama: i'll take my geek badge back, thankyouverymuch
GorbaChavez: wasn't he also from Time Bandits?
NotTheMama: possibly... haven't seen that
GorbaChavez: and I'll be keeping the badge
NotTheMama: touche
NotTheMama: you watch babylon 5?
GorbaChavez: I have not but I've been meaning to...especially since I'm a fan of JMS
NotTheMama: i just always hated boxleitner... one of the most wooden actors in the show
NotTheMama: and he was regarded as some scifi god, and i had no idea who he was... so now it finally makes sense
GorbaChavez: I see
GorbaChavez: nick fallon wins the sci-fi god award for me
NotTheMama: um
NotTheMama: nick fallon is from days of our lives
NotTheMama: did you mean nathan fillion, from firefly?
GorbaChavez: as far as you know
GorbaChavez: but it's good to know you're a days fan
NotTheMama: i believe you now owe me my badge, your badge, and the badges of your immediate family
GorbaChavez: a small price to pay to know you watch days of our lives when you "work from home"
NotTheMama: would that i did
NotTheMama: i actually looked him up on imdb, cause it smacked of a gross error on your part
GorbaChavez: you get the gold in the backpedaling event
NotTheMama: i'm not gonna win this, am i
GorbaChavez: do you ever? have you ever?
NotTheMama: we're done here
GorbaChavez: your new year's resolution should be, "to finally best GorbaChavez"
NotTheMama: i try not to take up resolutions that would rip holes in the spacetime continuum

So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five?

GorbaChavez: wtf!
"Your password must be 6 or more characters, contain at least one lowercase character, one uppercase character, one digit, and no repeated sequence of characters of any length. Your password can't be a subset of your login name."
GorbaChavez: shit is getting ridiculous. this is for a forum!

NotTheMama: "Your password must be 20 or more characters, contain at least one heiroglyph, one webding, and either one Asian character or the symbol used by The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Furthermore, your password may not be a subset of the name of the Egyptian king Tutankhamun or the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl. Thank you for choosing a Master Combination Lock."
GorbaChavez:

Courtesy of Dilbert[dot]com

NotTheMama: i always seem funnier before going up against scott adams

And the AVN goes to...

NotTheMama: fyi
NotTheMama: yesterday at 3:23pm i became aware of an individual at my company by the name of Forrester Cox
NotTheMama: and my world view has not been the same since
GorbaChavez: so on roles calls one would call out, "Cox, Forrester"?
NotTheMama: is that not the greatest natural porn name you've ever heard?
NotTheMama: i mean, most of us have to work for it
NotTheMama: but apparently some people are just handed theirs at birth on a silver platter
NotTheMama: whenever i talk to the guy all i'll be able to think about is the Brawny paper towel guy and acres and acres of penises

GorbaChavez: my mind is now blown