Twinkie Pimp

Tillmanski: i was telling a couple of friends that my policy behind facebook has been totally ruined
Tillmanski: i wanted to treat it like a nightclub and keep a good ratio
Tillmanski: i added my cousin and like 5 dudes the other day
Tillmanski: weak sauce
GorbaChavez: it's like one of your house parties
Tillmanski: totally. fucking sausage everywhere
Tillmanski: or did you mean lots of double dipping?
GorbaChavez: can't it be both?
Tillmanski: touche

coconut monkeys

GorbaChavez:...you just said "lovely"
Till-Man: that's acceptable here [SF]
Till-Man: at least i don't play fifa street
GorbaChavez: what's funny is that I was talking to Lee the other day and I accused you of not really being a gamer
GorbaChavez: just that you really like games but that you weren't really good at them
GorbaChavez: then he said you don't have to be good at something to enjoy it
GorbaChavez: In retrospect I could have taken that anywhere, but alas, did not
Till-Man: nice
Till-Man: i only have one question, have you played torment?
GorbaChavez: I have not
Till-Man: i'm glad that we've settled this
Till-Man: you just got served son
GorbaChavez: have you played voodoo castle?
Till-Man: wow, look at mister my-dad-bought-me-every-system
GorbaChavez: And 1
Till-Man: check this out: http://www.ifiction.org/games/play.phpz?cat=&game=47&mode=html
GorbaChavez: I have bookmarks for all of these that I used to play
GorbaChavez: I still haven't beaten pirates cove
Till-Man: i never did either. i use to get add halfway through and run towards another shiny object
GorbaChavez: the mongoose always got me
GorbaChavez: feeding it the parrot was not the right move, apparently
Till-Man: ha
Till-Man: that should be part of the post
Till-Man: i have a feeling no one would get it though
GorbaChavez: we would, and that's all that matters
Till-Man: you may have to blog this one b/c i don't seem to have a good chat logger
Till-Man: this miranda shit sux
Till-Man: what client do you use on windows
GorbaChavez: on windows? meebo
Till-Man: oh
Till-Man: hold on
GorbaChavez: or gaim now known as pidgin which I use in linux which is all I'm on now, even at home
Till-Man: look @ you
GorbaChavez: I'm all grown up
Till-Man: yeah you are. guess what chat client i use now?
GorbaChavez: no clue
GorbaChavez: your mom?
Till-Man: i like where your heads at but it's meebo as of 1 minute ago
GorbaChavez: now you're cooking with gas
GorbaChavez: it's just gaim on the backend anyway
Till-Man: i do everything with gas
GorbaChavez: because you are secretly mexican...by way of Hungaria?
Till-Man: that door was like your moms secret garden...wide open
Till-Man: now you can blog this
...
GorbaChavez: damn you, got me while I was on the phone
GorbaChavez: I'm calling bullshit; you setup your own joke
GorbaChavez: lame
Till-Man: true and easy...
Till-Man: my ceo stood over my shoulder the other day wearing a black motorcycle helmet and breathing deeply...I think it's giving me nightmares
GorbaChavez: start wearing a jedi robe to work

I feel pretty and witty and bright!

GorbaChavez: http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/ptech/12/07/c64/index.html
NotTheMama: bah... we couldn't afford that ish... we were poor romanian immigrants, not wealthy mexicans livin the high life... i've told you this before... so i missed out on the c64
NotTheMama: i'm atari, you're coleco vision... we come from two different worlds... let it go... it cannot be...
GorbaChavez: it's like the nerd version of west side story
NotTheMama: btw...
NotTheMama: ...
NotTheMama: ...
NotTheMama: we're
NotTheMama: preggers!
GorbaChavez: no way!
NotTheMama: way!
GorbaChavez: congrats man!
NotTheMama: thanks
GorbaChavez: how far along?
NotTheMama: about a month. due in mid august
GorbaChavez: you're not supposed to say anythign until your 3months a long!
GorbaChavez: I'll let it slide this time
NotTheMama: really?
GorbaChavez: that's what Mich-Mich always says
NotTheMama: apparently romanian culture disagrees... we seem to tell ppl the day before conception : )
GorbaChavez: well played
NotTheMama: well, don't tell T... she was all about waiting 3 months
NotTheMama: i thought she was just being silly
NotTheMama: but now i guess not : )
NotTheMama: i'd never hear the end of it
GorbaChavez: doh
NotTheMama: sometimes i wish life had an Undo command