You mean you don't want a bite of my fish samich?

RegalBeagle: Thumbs up or down?
GorbaChavez: two thumbs up...all the way up!
GorbaChavez: : wait, what are we talking about? and does it involve fish sandwiches?
RegalBeagle: : dork
RegalBeagle: : [the girl]?
RegalBeagle: : fish tacos
GorbaChavez: : dude! we used to make fun of her!
GorbaChavez: : don't you member? you member!
GorbaChavez: : and i heard she was there kissing on some other dude then was all up on you later that night...wtf!
GorbaChavez: : come one buddy...come on buddy!
RegalBeagle: : this is just for fun
RegalBeagle: : not for a relationship
GorbaChavez: : i say nay
RegalBeagle: : boo
RegalBeagle: : damn ya
GorbaChavez: : would you drink well drinks "just for fun"...no!
GorbaChavez: : top shelf all the time man!
GorbaChavez: : get your mind right
GorbaChavez: : do we need an intervention? do i need to get Mich-Mich involved?
RegalBeagle: : no i drink well drinks to get drunk
RegalBeagle: : i date chicks like this to get laid
GorbaChavez: : well played

Then He Stuck a G.I. Joe Up His Ass...

From now on, random quotes from funny movies will not be allowed without context.

"And then he said goony-goo-goo..."
"Yeah man, that's some real funny shit."

Limp-wristed Neutrality

Andy: quick
Andy: i need a snappy headline for Discover card
Andy: you get an amazon gift card if you sign up
Andy: youre fired
GorbaChavez: oh i'm no good at this
Andy: i know, that's why I just fired you
Andy: don't take anything on the way out
GorbaChavez: but i don't even work here!
Andy: Security!
Andy: yes, that one
Andy: yeah, apparently i'm no good at this either
GorbaChavez: http://www.textart.ru/database/slogan/credit-card-advertising-slogans.html
GorbaChavez: when all else fails, steal an idea
Andy: sweet
GorbaChavez: you should submit "It pays to Discover"
Andy: how about "It pays to Discover"
Andy: nice
GorbaChavez: lol
GorbaChavez: jinx!
Andy: mmfph
GorbaChavez: this conversation deserves blogging
Andy: what doesn't these days
Andy: I like this slogan for the CCOP Swiss Bank
Andy: "CCOP. The clean Swiss Bank."
GorbaChavez: genius
Andy: i guess there's a lot of dirty banks in switzerland
Andy: chocolate and clocks all over the floor
GorbaChavez: and watch parts
Andy: and limp-wristed neutrality
GorbaChavez: zing!
Andy: Send that to the Swiss Consulate
Andy: put that in his chocolate pipe and smoke it
Andy: speaking of chocolate pieps
Andy: pipes
GorbaChavez: let's not speak of chocolate pieps anymore
GorbaChavez: pipes yes, pieps no
Andy: I have a big chocolate pipe that needs unclogging
Andy: gross
GorbaChavez: you've crossed the line
Andy: ((unclogged))

Gospel According to Matthew

From now on, all laughing in blog form shall be spelled: teehehehehehehehehe instead of hehehehehehe.

This is the word of the Lord.

Those Damn Liberals...

Beardsley: hey, speaking of, would you like an invite to our holiday party, i'm guessing you wouldn't want to spend too much time with all our old friends, but if you were in the area anyway, you might drop buy for a cocktail
gorbachavez: but we don't really like you
gorbachavez: sure, send the invite to me and michelle, she is the keeper of the calendar
Beardsley: yeah, we don't like you much either, but michelle we like, it's been so hard for us to invite her to stuff without getting you involved
gorbachavez: i get that ll the time
Beardsley: oh, and you help boost our diversity score, we have so many liberal friends, and you know how judgmental they can be. we have to actually go rent a retard and a midget for occasions like this one
gorbachavez: ill come wearing a bowtie, condeming the immigrants and evangelizing immigrant reform
Beardsley: back in the 90s we could bring in some somali aids babies, but they've all died
gorbachavez: you have to get the midgets with the big hats that you can set your drink on...where the center of the hat holds a bowl for chips and dip

Wonder-Twin Powers Activate, Form of Kick-Ass Blog!!!!

Other blogs can eat our collective asses!

So It begins...