Padfone!

Remington Steele:  [video link] LOLOL
Remington Steele: its so uncomfortable
Remington Steele: "SHAZAM!"
GorbaChavez: "without further deray"
GorbaChavez: I'm such a racist
Remington Steele: i watched without sound
Remington Steele: i assume a gong chimed
GorbaChavez: there's some samurai Sunday villain laugh going on too
Regal Beagle: this guy must have learned his presentation skills from a grade school magician...

It's OK, to be Takei

GorbaChavez: Till-Man is in our timezone.
Vanilla IceBerg: Is that code for him not liking dudes anymore?
GorbaChavez: I like it.
GorbaChavez: wait. did you just call me Takei?
Vanilla IceBerg: No, him.
Vanilla IceBerg: I implied that Till-Man used to be Takei but had now "come to our timezone."
GorbaChavez: It's still funny; even though it had to be explained.

Green Card

Mystery Meat: I'm out - tricked a girl into hanging out with me ;)
GorbaChavez: I know how that goes. I tricked Mich-Mich into marrying me.
GorbaChavez: it's also how I got my citizenship
Mystery Meat: seriously?
GorbaChavez: no. no.
GorbaChavez: I'm still illegal.