I have nothing of use to tell you...nothing

TheBoss: i heard some very good things about your programming skills. i want u to get to the business of development...
Cha'baller: yes, some people like to talk about my magic behind closed doors
Cha'baller: while others mock me openly
Cha'baller: who's to say which way is correct!

...
GorbaChavez: clearly he's been misled
Cha'baller: my trumpet is loud

The Real Slim Shady

GorbaChavez: maybe this whole "technology" thing isn't for you
NotTheMama: dude, i'm just ahead of my time
NotTheMama: you don't understand my genius
NotTheMama: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY GENIUS
NotTheMama: "if i ruled the world..."
NotTheMama: "i'd free all my sons..."
NotTheMama: "i love em, love em, baby..."
NotTheMama: i'm done here
GorbaChavez: the 90's called....they want their white boy wannabe gangstas back
NotTheMama: well played

Touché

GorbaChavez: I heard you were the butt of a good joke
Cha'baller: not much of a joke really
GorbaChavez: oh, it was good
Cha'baller: you weren't even there
GorbaChavez: everyone's talking about it
Cha'baller: you mean IceBerg?
GorbaChavez: yes, but he's telling everyone
Cha'baller: you mean you?
GorbaChavez: you are a worthy adversary...

Fight the Pow-purrrrrr

Butler X: I've have never won _any_ type of raffle or otherwise random type contest in my life
Butler X: it's because I'm a black man, and the white people are too afraid to let me win anything
Butler X: it's all a conspiracy
Gorbachavez: that's what I'm saying. luckily I'm white enough to be allowed to participate
Butler X: exactly. your not viewed as a threat as much
Gorbachavez: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
Butler X: most of my white friends definitely fit all the posts on that site.
Butler X: I was a white friends house yesterday as a matter of fact, eating pizza. And his cat jumped on the table and smelled the pizza, and he was wondering why I didn't want anymore. He was all like "but she didn't _touch_ it, just put her nose near it".
Butler X: I'm like so damned what, that's too close for me. See, that is some white people sh*t.
Butler X: That is the second time that's happened to me...
LOL Cat: I can has peeza?

2007-07-27, #99
Originally uploaded by thebruce0.

Showing up is half the battle!

MaddBear: lunch?
GorbaChavez: where?
MaddBear: how about here?
GorbaChavez: remind me to kick you in the balls for going on vacation but still wasting time instant messaging
GorbaChavez: I still owe you another for your vegas trip when you did the same
MaddBear: junk kick
GorbaChavez: wha-tah!
GorbaChavez: if I were a G.I. José doll, it would be my "kung-fu grip"

Mighty Morphin' Porn Rangers

GorbaChavez: You are weak sauce..
Major Suckage: Why?
GorbaChavez: That's just the word around town.
Major Suckage: They are on to me!
GorbaChavez: Did I ever tell you that I think you missed your calling as a power ranger?
Major Suckage: That's why I'm a porn star.
GorbaChavez: and you name is Weak Sauce
Major Suckage: My porn name is Poncho Pistolas
...

Major Suckage: Bring Garage Band to the BBQ and you'll be my best friend.
GorbaChavez: I thought I was your best friend!?
Major Suckage: You are if you bring Rock Band, not Garage Band.
Major Suckage: I'm buzzing.

We've gone mobile!

Wascally Wabbit

Cha'baller: how's your project going for you?
GorbaChavez: I'm falling deeper down the rabbit hole?
Cha'baller: speaking of rabbits
Cha'baller: have you seen Nabaztag?
Cha'baller: it's so gay, i want one
GorbaChavez: he blinks!
GorbaChavez: he talks!
GorbaChavez: he moves!
GorbaChavez: he sniffs objects?

Nice Trumpet

IceBerg: your primary skills are Java and C++, but your secondary skill is playing the trumpet
IceBerg: I shall alert your manager shortly
Cha'Baller: yeah, I dunno why he put that on the email
Cha'Baller: my primary skill is internet comparison shopping
IceBerg: your resume just writes itself

That's Not a Vowel

NotTheMama: i think you should start that last post with:
NotTheMama: 'GorbaChavez: http://www.hauppauge.com/site/products/data_hdpvr.html
NotTheMama: otherwise it's out of context
GorbaChavez: no, it's always a good time to describe me as the vanna white of xyz
NotTheMama: this is true

I'd Like to Buy a Vowel

NotTheMama: you are like the vanna white of audio/video
GorbaChavez: ?
NotTheMama: you showcase/highlight fun and exciting products for me
NotTheMama: now if you could only put on a dress and some lipstick...
GorbaChavez: who says I haven't!?
NotTheMama: don't toy with me