But why male models?

ThePapparazo!: {link}
RegalBeagle: pretty cool, a bit big though
ThePapparazo!: but it's the latest and greatest. has noise canceling
RegalBeagle: yeah, i like my lil penis though
ThePapparazo!: Terrible.
RegalBeagle: this one looks cool {link}
ThePapparazo!: i saw that..too small even for you.
ThePapparazo!: you'll pee on your balls with that lil penis
RegalBeagle: never too small... one day i want  a cell the size of zoolanders