Letters to the editor

Citizens of Tillmania,

We've had a great month here at MGT and we've received millions of letters. Both of us wanted to make sure we responded to all the letters that were worthy of response. We spared no expense in the filtering of this information and employed teams of out-of-work dwarfs to sift through the veritable cornicopia of high-praise (apparently, the market for chip-and-dip hat wearing dwarfs is drying up). Each tiny little baby finger bled, each pint-size worker crying for mercy but in true Red fashion GorbaChevez held strong with his whip and discarded the little munchkins when they could no longer fulfill their duties. So precisely 367,268,001 letters later we have the messages fit-to-print! Behold the majesty!

MGT,

Let me start by saying I really like what you are doing for us, the little people. [humanity] has been without such brilliance for what seems like millions of years. Finally, you have created a home-a community-of acceptance and sharing where everyone can come and learn about life, love and happiness. I have only one question: Is it true what they say about the astonishing size of your...you know?

Sincerely,
Charlie Rose
NYC

Charlie, MGT thanks for your due gratitude; it was noted and you will be spared. As for your question it is a common one here at MGT. In fact, all but one of the 367,268,001 letters asked this question in a round-a-bout way. In short, they are as you put it, "Astonishing in Size". While GorbaChavez has a slight edge in size I assure you we are equals in potency!

Fantastic letters everyone and keep the coming. Remember out-of-work dwarfs are like Doritos, "Eat all you want, they'll make more!"

-MGT