Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Introducing USB 3.0

NotTheMama: apparently some people think that setting 'importance = high' on every single email they send out will make everyone work more quickly for them
GorbaChavez: I will institute priority ranking on instant messages...
NotTheMama: you only get 5 'importance = high' messages a month... if you go above that, an enterprise-standard USB Foot peripheral kicks you in the nuts
NotTheMama: of course we'd have to work out the details for female employees
NotTheMama: but that's what i pay you peons for
NotTheMama: so get on that

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