Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Mighty Morphin' Porn Rangers

GorbaChavez: You are weak sauce..
Major Suckage: Why?
GorbaChavez: That's just the word around town.
Major Suckage: They are on to me!
GorbaChavez: Did I ever tell you that I think you missed your calling as a power ranger?
Major Suckage: That's why I'm a porn star.
GorbaChavez: and you name is Weak Sauce
Major Suckage: My porn name is Poncho Pistolas
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Major Suckage: Bring Garage Band to the BBQ and you'll be my best friend.
GorbaChavez: I thought I was your best friend!?
Major Suckage: You are if you bring Rock Band, not Garage Band.
Major Suckage: I'm buzzing.

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