Recently Heard:
Mankinder: Oh!! What the fuck?! I just got blue shelled, and wasn’t even in first place.
Niinja™: ¿We’re you in first a moment ago?
Mankinder: Yeah(?)
Maddbear: That was your first blue shell, wasn’t it?
Mankinder: (pause) Yeah.
Niinja™: You popped your cherry.
Maddbear: That’s kind of adorable, in a pathetic sort of way.
More recently heard:
Mankinder: Did that red shell hit you?
Maddbear: Nah. Went right by. Wasn’t even close.
Mankinder: It didn’t home in on you?
Niinja™: Not when you fire them back.
Maddbear: (While passing) To the back where you belong.
Most recently heard:
Ojo: I think I need to level-up before going back down in there. They keep ganging up on one of my wizards and next thing I know I’m trying to get through with just one.
Niinja™: ¿Do you put both your wizards in back?
Ojo: No. I put one in front and one in back.
Niinja™: ¿Are you looking to melee with your wizard?
Ojo: No.
(pause)
Niinja™: I can’t believe I just said that.
Ojo: I can’t believe I understood it.
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