Mr. Men

Velizzaraptor:  hey

Velizzaraptor: i just want you to know. you're only a little stupid

Velizzaraptor: you're mostly smart

Velizzaraptor: so don't feel too bad

Till-Man: thanks, you're normally not frustrating at all
Velizzaraptor:  oh! what's that!
Till-Man: you're welcome
Velizzaraptor:  hey i'm not frustrating. i'm the best.
Till-Man:  don't mention it
Velizzaraptor:  what! that requires a thanks. WHICH I DID NOT GIVE. 
Velizzaraptor: you are not thanked!
Till-Man: seriously, not a big deal, just a nice pat on the back and a little "you're welcome"
Velizzaraptor: but i'm not welcome! there was no thanks to be welcomed!
Velizzaraptor: that's thank rape!
Till-Man:  hey hey, no problem kiddo
Velizzaraptor: ok now fuck you and you're dead
Till-Man: happy that i could make you feel a...a little better about your day
Velizzaraptor: what's the emoticon for murder?
Till-Man: tickles?