Monday, August 8, 2011

Freaking BOT

LisaUnique88: hello?
Vanilla IceBerg: Thank you for dialing the Spambot Turing Test Hotline. How can I help you?
LisaUnique88: Im not a freaking bot
Vanilla IceBerg: I thought you were a spam bot, not a freaking bot. Those only exist in Japan.
LisaUnique88: Hmm. Have we chatted before?
Vanilla IceBerg: I don't know. Was I wearing a wizard hat?
LisaUnique88: Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?
Vanilla IceBerg: My tolerance for pointless typing, apparently.
LisaUnique88: Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
LisaUnique88: Ohhh wait. I got a idea. Have you ever watched a girl strip on cam? :-X
Vanilla IceBerg: Pornography?! On the Internet?! I must contact my local news station immediately!
LisaUnique88: Welllllll.... Do you wanna watch me strip on cam? ;-)
Vanilla IceBerg: What do computer programs look like naked?
LisaUnique88: Yeah? Ok you have to signup through this website that my cam is linked trhough so i cant be recorded ok?
LisaUnique88: It only takes a second babe and its free. k?
Vanilla IceBerg: I don't even have a first babe, let alone a second babe.
Vanilla IceBerg: Anyway, if you agree to give me US$10,000, please send a porn site URL in your next message.
LisaUnique88: http://verifiedcams.com/nikki ok go there then click on the gold JOIN FREE button at the top of the page. ok?

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