Friday, October 10, 2008

Avast! Captain Puffy-Pants be after me booty!

Two Dolla Cha'balla: where be my cap?
GorbaChavez: on me desk
Two Dolla Cha'balla: arrr, i be takin it
GorbaChavez: whenever a roll of toilet paper runs out, my oldest grabs the cardboard tube and pretends it's a telescope and starts talking in pirate
Two Dolla Cha'balla: i save those, and give them to my uncle, who owns some gerbils
Two Dolla Cha'balla: who apparently enjoy them
GorbaChavez: uh
Two Dolla Cha'balla: whut?
GorbaChavez: tubes, gerbils, [dirty] uncle
GorbaChavez: do the math
Two Dolla Cha'balla: the gerbils chew on the tubes
GorbaChavez: oh....oh!
Two Dolla Cha'balla: you need plastic tubes for that crazy shit
Two Dolla Cha'balla: and hampsters
GorbaChavez: ...
Two Dolla Cha'balla: gerbils are tiny
GorbaChavez: so you are saying that gerbils are too small for you to use for that?
Two Dolla Cha'balla: i'm saying the internet is a woderful resource for learning about everything
GorbaChavez: apparently so is Uranus

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