Beardsley: hey, speaking of, would you like an invite to our holiday party, i'm guessing you wouldn't want to spend too much time with all our old friends, but if you were in the area anyway, you might drop buy for a cocktail
gorbachavez: but we don't really like you
gorbachavez: sure, send the invite to me and michelle, she is the keeper of the calendar
Beardsley: yeah, we don't like you much either, but michelle we like, it's been so hard for us to invite her to stuff without getting you involved
gorbachavez: i get that ll the time
Beardsley: oh, and you help boost our diversity score, we have so many liberal friends, and you know how judgmental they can be. we have to actually go rent a retard and a midget for occasions like this one
gorbachavez: ill come wearing a bowtie, condeming the immigrants and evangelizing immigrant reform
Beardsley: back in the 90s we could bring in some somali aids babies, but they've all died
gorbachavez: you have to get the midgets with the big hats that you can set your drink on...where the center of the hat holds a bowl for chips and dip
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