Major Suckage: I need some clever taglines for my match.com profile!
Major Suckage: All I could think of was, "I run with scissors."
GorbaChavez: your tag line should be, "Ask me about my large cock"
Major Suckage: Wow. Just.......wow. But how did you......wait, did you drug me when I was at your house last? I couldn't figure out why my fly was open.
GorbaChavez: I thought you were cool with it after you asked for your third refill on the Roofie Colada
Major Suckage: Wow. Just.......wow. But how did you......wait, did you drug me when I was at your house last? I couldn't figure out why my fly was open.
GorbaChavez: I thought you were cool with it after you asked for your third refill on the Roofie Colada
Major Suckage: I don't know whether to call the police or come over this weekend.
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