Búm Búm Páo

Vanilla IceBerg: Why are you putting together they playlist?
Vanilla IceBerg: Because you are a dee-yay?
Vanilla IceBerg: Or because you're Mexican, and you got the yob over a more qualified white candidate?
Vanilla IceBerg: Was that it, huh?
Vanilla IceBerg: Affirmative action hire, amirite?
GorbaChavez: I don't even speak english
GorbaChavez: I only know enough to answer this question and tell you as much.
Vanilla IceBerg: But what happens now?
***Vanilla IceBerg waits for it.
GorbaChavez: ¿Que?
Vanilla IceBerg: Búm.

Thousand dollar baby...

Vanilla IceBerg: So, that swanky house link I sent you.
Vanilla IceBerg: We should have an appointment to walk through in a week.
GorbaChavez: Hilary Swanky?
GorbaChavez: "Vanilla IceBerg has stopped typing..."
Vanilla IceBerg: Is Hilary Swanky when something is kind of sexy, but also vaguely like a dude?

Freaking BOT

LisaUnique88: hello?
Vanilla IceBerg: Thank you for dialing the Spambot Turing Test Hotline. How can I help you?
LisaUnique88: Im not a freaking bot
Vanilla IceBerg: I thought you were a spam bot, not a freaking bot. Those only exist in Japan.
LisaUnique88: Hmm. Have we chatted before?
Vanilla IceBerg: I don't know. Was I wearing a wizard hat?
LisaUnique88: Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?
Vanilla IceBerg: My tolerance for pointless typing, apparently.
LisaUnique88: Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
LisaUnique88: Ohhh wait. I got a idea. Have you ever watched a girl strip on cam? :-X
Vanilla IceBerg: Pornography?! On the Internet?! I must contact my local news station immediately!
LisaUnique88: Welllllll.... Do you wanna watch me strip on cam? ;-)
Vanilla IceBerg: What do computer programs look like naked?
LisaUnique88: Yeah? Ok you have to signup through this website that my cam is linked trhough so i cant be recorded ok?
LisaUnique88: It only takes a second babe and its free. k?
Vanilla IceBerg: I don't even have a first babe, let alone a second babe.
Vanilla IceBerg: Anyway, if you agree to give me US$10,000, please send a porn site URL in your next message.
LisaUnique88: http://verifiedcams.com/nikki ok go there then click on the gold JOIN FREE button at the top of the page. ok?

Come along, Dorothy. You don't want any of *those* balls.

Remington Steele: http://www.designtaxi.com/news/35279/Designer-Creates-Minimal-Posters-for-Fairy-Tales
Remington Steele: http://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-fairytales2707/10.jpeg
Remington Steele: tell me you see it and that i'm not an awful person
GorbaChavez: lions, and tigers, and balls! oh my!
Remington Steele: what the hell is that supposed to be
Remington Steele: oh
Remington Steele: it is balls
Remington Steele: for courage
Remington Steele: wtf
Remington Steele: lion balls?
Remington Steele: is that why its ok?
GorbaChavez: "Ok, Dorothy. When you get to Oz, see if the wizard can make you a penis."

Kicking ass to infinity...and beyond!

GorbaChavez: metatarsalgia does not feel good
Vanilla IceBerg: That's literally true, no, from unpacking the Greek?
Vanilla IceBerg: Like "-algia" means, "My shit be hurtin'."
Vanilla IceBerg: I think.
Vanilla IceBerg: Volleyball?
Vanilla IceBerg: Or some other injury?
Vanilla IceBerg: Were you kicking things?
Vanilla IceBerg: Or people?
Vanilla IceBerg: Hornets' nests, perhaps?
GorbaChavez: kicking ass
***GorbaChavez surveys his surroundings approvingly - Look at all this ass I kick...
Vanilla IceBerg:  http://i.imgur.com/NLBjv.jpg

Everywhere, like, such as

Vanilla IceBerg: Oh noes! http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/06/us-google-china-idUSTRE7550CV20110606
GorbaChavez: "When The China and such own everything, Google better watch out"
Vanilla IceBerg: That's the message I got.
Vanilla IceBerg: Apparently, we won't be invited to the Communist Party.
Vanilla IceBerg: See what I did there?
GorbaChavez: stole my heart?
Vanilla IceBerg: <3

Padfone!

Remington Steele:  [video link] LOLOL
Remington Steele: its so uncomfortable
Remington Steele: "SHAZAM!"
GorbaChavez: "without further deray"
GorbaChavez: I'm such a racist
Remington Steele: i watched without sound
Remington Steele: i assume a gong chimed
GorbaChavez: there's some samurai Sunday villain laugh going on too
Regal Beagle: this guy must have learned his presentation skills from a grade school magician...

It's OK, to be Takei

GorbaChavez: Till-Man is in our timezone.
Vanilla IceBerg: Is that code for him not liking dudes anymore?
GorbaChavez: I like it.
GorbaChavez: wait. did you just call me Takei?
Vanilla IceBerg: No, him.
Vanilla IceBerg: I implied that Till-Man used to be Takei but had now "come to our timezone."
GorbaChavez: It's still funny; even though it had to be explained.

Green Card

Mystery Meat: I'm out - tricked a girl into hanging out with me ;)
GorbaChavez: I know how that goes. I tricked Mich-Mich into marrying me.
GorbaChavez: it's also how I got my citizenship
Mystery Meat: seriously?
GorbaChavez: no. no.
GorbaChavez: I'm still illegal.

#winning

GorbaChavez: dammit.

GorbaChavez: so, Mich-Mich is finally getting around to switching from yahoo mail

GorbaChavez: but you need "mail plus" to use POP and/or forwarding

Vanilla IceBerg: Yup.

Vanilla IceBerg: Been there, done that.

Vanilla IceBerg: That's why Cristmas had a 1-year deadline to get switched over.

Vanilla IceBerg: Which she broke.

Vanilla IceBerg: So now she has a *new* 1-year deadline.

Vanilla IceBerg: Anyway, I set up Gmail to put a red "WTF-Yahoo" label on mail that came through that forwarding pipeline so she would have some indication of how complete the switch was.

GorbaChavez: we're clearly on the same page on this subject

Vanilla IceBerg: By "subject" you mean "life."