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NotTheMama: you have Words With Friends on your iPhone? 
GorbaChavez: I did
NotTheMama: over the weekend, i won a game by playing TITMEN
NotTheMama: and yes, it IS the plural of TITMAN

Uncle Benny

Till-Man: so, a crazy hot chick just got on the train with some douche which is typically nothing to write you about. certainly nothing to fire up VPN for. however, she turned around and she has a really hairy back
Till-Man: what's the call? you can't exactly brown bag a hairy back
GorbaChavez: print it!
TillMan: not even a one up?
GorbaChavez: man, i had nothing
GorbaChavez: i showed that to Vanilla Iceberg and his response, "a question for the ages. the kind of thing you have to consult a Kung-Fu master on"

Achievement Unlocked

GorbaChavez: One of the twins at v-ball said you were a MILF
GorbaChavez: I was like, "yeah, that's my trophy wife"
Mich-Mich: maybe you should polish that trophy once in a while

The Power to Surprise

GorbaChavez: so guess what I bought
Till-man: civic?
GorbaChavez: close
GorbaChavez: Kia Forte "Koup" (5spd man)
Till-man: that's awesome!
Till-man: you can tear the hell out of it
GorbaChavez: it's an EX trim. I wanted SX
GorbaChavez: so it's the smaller engine
GorbaChavez: but it's zippy
GorbaChavez: and stylish
GorbaChavez: and surprisingly well equipped
Till-man: sounds like it's owner. hey now!

Welcome to you're "doom"

Cha'baller you're reached new levels of chump? 
GorbaChavez: you are reached?
GorbaChavez: I am reached!
GorbaChavez: I'm the reachiest Reach that ever has reached!

Aunt Bunny is coming to get me

Cha'baller: I saw the Beggar's barmaid in her street clothes on my way to the bucks
GorbaChavez: yeah?
Cha'baller: we had some words
GorbaChavez: wait, like "street walker" clothes?
Cha'baller: no, average attractive single girl clothes, like the stuff your wife wears
Cha'baller: not like the stuff my ladies wear
Cha'baller: which is both too much and not enough at the same time
GorbaChavez: I lol'd
GorbaChavez: you've earned your stripes

It's. A. Hot. Dog!

GorbaChavez: fuck
GorbaChavez: this is gonna be a long month
Cha'baller: I recommend you start selling ripoff iPads on ebay; large memopads with I-PAD scrawled on the front
Cha'baller: and vary your "buy it now" prices, set some at $80 and some at $450
GorbaChavez: I see you have experience with this
Cha'baller: remember to open a new ebay account for this venture, "ipad_sales_pro"

Don't concentrate on the finger...

Cha'baller: you having lunch without me, or gonna wait a bit? 

GorbaChavez: what do you think?
Cha'baller: it doesn't matter what I think, only what you choose
GorbaChavez: and the master has become the pupil

Release the hounds!

Cha'baller: my whole team is gone
Cha'baller: there's no meeting on the calendar
Cha'baller: I checked the usual conference rooms, and I can't find them
GorbaChavez: it's like Roanoke all over again!
Cha'baller: if they don't come back, I'll be the senior developer
GorbaChavez: then, we must find them!

Lazy Strippers

Cha'baller: what's with you and not getting out the door before noon anymore
GorbaChavez: I've been trying to get you to leave without me
GorbaChavez: unsuccessfully
Cha'baller: like I've got anything better to do
Cha'baller: if we don't go to lunch, I'll just sit here till 5