GorbaChavez: do you remember Cha'baller?
Till-man: ...
Till-man: clearly no. who is this?
Till-man: *who is he?
GorbaChavez: nobody
GorbaChavez: apparently you included him in your farewell email and he made a point to point out this fact to me
Till-man: i can see why, i'm kind of a big deal
Till-man: i just sent it to everyone
Till-man: http://gregchabala.com/
GorbaChavez: that is him
Till-man: i like the photos of me section
Till-man: nsfw
GorbaChavez: because they will make me throw up all over my desk by viewing them?
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Hate you, I do
NotTheMama: yeah, but i think that's just a coincidence
GorbaChavez: there are no coincidences...only opportunities
NotTheMama: ok there, master yoda
GorbaChavez: just a taste of what you'll find in my upcoming book!
NotTheMama: "Maybe I'm Just Not That Into You: A Contemporary Look At Why Everyone Sucks"?
GorbaChavez: "It's not you, it's me. I don't like you..."
GorbaChavez: there are no coincidences...only opportunities
NotTheMama: ok there, master yoda
GorbaChavez: just a taste of what you'll find in my upcoming book!
NotTheMama: "Maybe I'm Just Not That Into You: A Contemporary Look At Why Everyone Sucks"?
GorbaChavez: "It's not you, it's me. I don't like you..."
Friday, March 6, 2009
why be with chicks that look like dudes?
GorbaChavez: what system do you have now?
RegalBeagle: ps tr3s
GorbaChavez: add 'gorbachavez' to your friend list
RegalBeagle: i have. you havent accepted me
GorbaChavez: yes, I haven't accepted your lifestyle choice...
RegalBeagle: ps tr3s
GorbaChavez: add 'gorbachavez' to your friend list
RegalBeagle: i have. you havent accepted me
GorbaChavez: yes, I haven't accepted your lifestyle choice...
No, You're a Towel
GorbaChavez: if it was purely a cost issue, why don't we see 500gb ps3's and 360's
NotTheMama: maybe bigger hd's generate more heat?
GorbaChavez: your mom generates more heat
NotTheMama: i totally did not see that coming
NotTheMama: well played
GorbaChavez: I figured you would have seen it a mile away
NotTheMama: i must be losing my touch
GorbaChavez: your mom hasn't lost her touch
NotTheMama: ftw
NotTheMama: maybe bigger hd's generate more heat?
GorbaChavez: your mom generates more heat
NotTheMama: i totally did not see that coming
NotTheMama: well played
GorbaChavez: I figured you would have seen it a mile away
NotTheMama: i must be losing my touch
GorbaChavez: your mom hasn't lost her touch
NotTheMama: ftw
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an ass-kicking today
Mich-Mich: we have to check on Tuesday 2nite
Gorbachavez: Ok, but it's a nice day for you to walk over there!
Mich-Mich: hmmm
Gorbachavez: I was only joking!
Mich-Mich: I know
Mich-Mich: I'm 'hmmm' on how i should kick your ass!
Gorbachavez: gently?
Mich-Mich: nah, i think you deserve hardcore kicking of the ass
Gorbachavez: Ok, but it's a nice day for you to walk over there!
Mich-Mich: hmmm
Gorbachavez: I was only joking!
Mich-Mich: I know
Mich-Mich: I'm 'hmmm' on how i should kick your ass!
Gorbachavez: gently?
Mich-Mich: nah, i think you deserve hardcore kicking of the ass
Friday, February 6, 2009
Munson'd
Till-man: these dudes stole our shit
GorbaChavez: biters
GorbaChavez: needless to say I shall be playing this with the girls
Till-man: i don't think it's violent enough
GorbaChavez: you may have a point
GorbaChavez: however, they are fully aware of ghostbusters and slimer...and gremlins
Till-man: how are you coming along in dead space
GorbaChavez: I have not tried it out yet...
GorbaChavez: I was playing the LOTR demo with the oldest the other day which led to buying it
GorbaChavez: which led to staying up til 3am playing it
Till-man: there's a lord of the rings game?
Till-man: that kid'll be ready to blow off high school in no-time
GorbaChavez: that's going to be awkward when she starts home schooling
Till-man: you guys are Amish?
GorbaChavez: you dind't know my middle name was Ezekiel?
Till-man: wow, in that case, i'd like you to make me a table
GorbaChavez: being also mexican I only know how to make wooden cowboy hats
GorbaChavez: biters
GorbaChavez: needless to say I shall be playing this with the girls
Till-man: i don't think it's violent enough
GorbaChavez: you may have a point
GorbaChavez: however, they are fully aware of ghostbusters and slimer...and gremlins
Till-man: how are you coming along in dead space
GorbaChavez: I have not tried it out yet...
GorbaChavez: I was playing the LOTR demo with the oldest the other day which led to buying it
GorbaChavez: which led to staying up til 3am playing it
Till-man: there's a lord of the rings game?
Till-man: that kid'll be ready to blow off high school in no-time
GorbaChavez: that's going to be awkward when she starts home schooling
Till-man: you guys are Amish?
GorbaChavez: you dind't know my middle name was Ezekiel?
Till-man: wow, in that case, i'd like you to make me a table
GorbaChavez: being also mexican I only know how to make wooden cowboy hats
Your mom reads the blog
Cha'baller: a'ight, what games have we in common?
GorbaChavez: I got to Eye and mentally kicked you in the nuts
GorbaChavez: I think I'll stop there
Cha'baller: i bought it for the camera, it was on sale for $30
Cha'baller: i've never played the game
GorbaChavez: just like you read playgirl for the articles
Cha'baller: but my mom writes for playgirl
GorbaChavez: I got to Eye and mentally kicked you in the nuts
GorbaChavez: I think I'll stop there
Cha'baller: i bought it for the camera, it was on sale for $30
Cha'baller: i've never played the game
GorbaChavez: just like you read playgirl for the articles
Cha'baller: but my mom writes for playgirl
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Video Killed the Radio Star
GorbaChavez: I'm in Cha-baller's last.fm profile
GorbaChavez: I'm looking at his "loved tracks"
GorbaChavez: top of the list, Britney Spears - Womanizer
Teh Iceberg: he knows that means the song, not the video, right?
GorbaChavez: I'm looking at his "loved tracks"
GorbaChavez: top of the list, Britney Spears - Womanizer
Teh Iceberg: he knows that means the song, not the video, right?
Monday, January 26, 2009
You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"?
Major Suckage: Would you mind logging off, me and Mich-Mich are having private time.
GorbaChavez: I hate you
...
...
Major Suckage: You're still on!
Major Suckage: Remember the time we went on that African safari and you wrestled that wombat and got your ass kicked?
GorbaChavez: that's because you didn't follow the plan
Major Suckage: Wasn't the plan to record you getting pummeled by a small animal so we could win 10k on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
GorbaChavez: it was? you bastard!
Major Suckage: Maybe it was just my plan then. Don't worry, it never made it to network TV. They said it looked staged and that nobody would allow themselves to get bit 74 times like that.
GorbaChavez: I hate you
...
...
Major Suckage: You're still on!
Major Suckage: Remember the time we went on that African safari and you wrestled that wombat and got your ass kicked?
GorbaChavez: that's because you didn't follow the plan
Major Suckage: Wasn't the plan to record you getting pummeled by a small animal so we could win 10k on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
GorbaChavez: it was? you bastard!
Major Suckage: Maybe it was just my plan then. Don't worry, it never made it to network TV. They said it looked staged and that nobody would allow themselves to get bit 74 times like that.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Always bet on black!
Butler X: oh, you want the black ones?
Butler X: I don't blame you.
Butler X: black is beautiful
Butler X: I don't like white headphones
Butler X: white headphones are symbolic of the oppressive white establishment piping propaganda in your ear
*** GorbaChavez raises a fist
Butler X: I don't blame you.
Butler X: black is beautiful
Butler X: I don't like white headphones
Butler X: white headphones are symbolic of the oppressive white establishment piping propaganda in your ear
*** GorbaChavez raises a fist
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)