Like Sands Through the Hourglass

NotTheMama: i'm watching tron... can't believe i've never seen this before
GorbaChavez: you're joking
GorbaChavez: I watched it in 8th grade - at school
GorbaChavez: in our auditorium as a school wide event
NotTheMama: i'll turn in my geek badge now
GorbaChavez: please do
...
NotTheMama: is it just me or is bruce boxleitner a bad actor?
GorbaChavez: I don't know or care who that is
NotTheMama: the guy who plays tron
NotTheMama: also played the captain on babylon 5
NotTheMama: i'll take my geek badge back, thankyouverymuch
GorbaChavez: wasn't he also from Time Bandits?
NotTheMama: possibly... haven't seen that
GorbaChavez: and I'll be keeping the badge
NotTheMama: touche
NotTheMama: you watch babylon 5?
GorbaChavez: I have not but I've been meaning to...especially since I'm a fan of JMS
NotTheMama: i just always hated boxleitner... one of the most wooden actors in the show
NotTheMama: and he was regarded as some scifi god, and i had no idea who he was... so now it finally makes sense
GorbaChavez: I see
GorbaChavez: nick fallon wins the sci-fi god award for me
NotTheMama: um
NotTheMama: nick fallon is from days of our lives
NotTheMama: did you mean nathan fillion, from firefly?
GorbaChavez: as far as you know
GorbaChavez: but it's good to know you're a days fan
NotTheMama: i believe you now owe me my badge, your badge, and the badges of your immediate family
GorbaChavez: a small price to pay to know you watch days of our lives when you "work from home"
NotTheMama: would that i did
NotTheMama: i actually looked him up on imdb, cause it smacked of a gross error on your part
GorbaChavez: you get the gold in the backpedaling event
NotTheMama: i'm not gonna win this, am i
GorbaChavez: do you ever? have you ever?
NotTheMama: we're done here
GorbaChavez: your new year's resolution should be, "to finally best GorbaChavez"
NotTheMama: i try not to take up resolutions that would rip holes in the spacetime continuum

So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five?

GorbaChavez: wtf!
"Your password must be 6 or more characters, contain at least one lowercase character, one uppercase character, one digit, and no repeated sequence of characters of any length. Your password can't be a subset of your login name."
GorbaChavez: shit is getting ridiculous. this is for a forum!

NotTheMama: "Your password must be 20 or more characters, contain at least one heiroglyph, one webding, and either one Asian character or the symbol used by The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Furthermore, your password may not be a subset of the name of the Egyptian king Tutankhamun or the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl. Thank you for choosing a Master Combination Lock."
GorbaChavez:

Courtesy of Dilbert[dot]com

NotTheMama: i always seem funnier before going up against scott adams

And the AVN goes to...

NotTheMama: fyi
NotTheMama: yesterday at 3:23pm i became aware of an individual at my company by the name of Forrester Cox
NotTheMama: and my world view has not been the same since
GorbaChavez: so on roles calls one would call out, "Cox, Forrester"?
NotTheMama: is that not the greatest natural porn name you've ever heard?
NotTheMama: i mean, most of us have to work for it
NotTheMama: but apparently some people are just handed theirs at birth on a silver platter
NotTheMama: whenever i talk to the guy all i'll be able to think about is the Brawny paper towel guy and acres and acres of penises

GorbaChavez: my mind is now blown

Dude looks like a lady

GorbaChavez: I think we've just proven the difference between you and I in that you are complaining about what you read in the NY Times and I'm trolling slickdeals for things I'll never buy
IceBerg: I'd gladly take either over that guy with the NPR bumper sticker who's actually listening to Eddie and Jobo (who are still on!). that guy is more common than you'd think.
IceBerg: I'm reminded of the Onion headline: "man who does not own a TV will not shut up about not owning a TV"
GorbaChavez: I'm reminded of the time my uncle touched me in my "no no" spot
IceBerg: YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE FOR TALKING ABOUT IT!
GorbaChavez: he's dead
GorbaChavez: I killed him in a moment of rage
IceBerg: you go up a notch if "Janie's Got a Gun" was playing in the background
GorbaChavez: well, I was wearing a dress at the time

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Two Dolla Cha'balla: mirror's edge 2d is too hard for me
GorbaChavez: don't feel bad, you're not really a gamer after all
Two Dolla Cha'balla: maybe i could watch someone else play, on youtube or something
GorbaChavez: this explains why you watch so much porn
Two Dolla Cha'balla: ooh, that's good
GorbaChavez: and it's only Monday

The Corsican Brothers

Till-Man: expect it to be rainy as all get out

GorbaChavez: balls

Till-Man:  ha! i like it, I say balls all the time out here

GorbaChavez:  when someone hits you, i feel the pain

Till-Man:  but do you also feel - the pleasure.

GorbaChavez:  only when you touch yourself

Till-Man:  in that case...

Dating Discounts

Two Dolla Cha'balla: i was in Circuit City, looking at TVs, and then I was like 20% off, fuck this, i'll come back in a month when they're desperate 
GorbaChavez: just like your dating techniques
GorbaChavez: except substitute month with hour and desperate with drunk
Two Dolla Cha'balla: i like where your heads' at

Introducing USB 3.0

NotTheMama: apparently some people think that setting 'importance = high' on every single email they send out will make everyone work more quickly for them
GorbaChavez: I will institute priority ranking on instant messages...
NotTheMama: you only get 5 'importance = high' messages a month... if you go above that, an enterprise-standard USB Foot peripheral kicks you in the nuts
NotTheMama: of course we'd have to work out the details for female employees
NotTheMama: but that's what i pay you peons for
NotTheMama: so get on that

Will the real Iceberg please to be standing up

Two Dolla Cha'balla: I think Iceberg posted this on Reddit
GorbaChavez: Iceberg is much smarter than this
Two Dolla Cha'balla: but at the bottom...
GorbaChavez: it's him!
Two Dolla Cha'balla: has to be, he used standard notation and interrobang in the same sentence...

More bounce for the ounce

GorbaChavez: according to google analytics, our DJ site has a 50% bounce rate
IceBerg: please to be explaining a bounce rate.
IceBerg: this is the number of people who start "bouncin" upon hearing the music?
GorbaChavez: that works for me
IceBerg: then it's settled