Helen, take a memo

NotTheMama: i wouldn't be surprised if some of their depts still sent messages via those vacuum tubes from the 80s
GorbaChavez: those are awesome
NotTheMama: i know
GorbaChavez: until your shirt gets stuck in it
GorbaChavez: then you have to explain why your'e standing half-naked in the mail room
NotTheMama: oh... that usually requires explanation?
GorbaChavez: yes, only for the topless kind of half-naked though
NotTheMama: mental note made

Adrian!

GorbaChavez: oh fuck. tough guy just made the claim that he "used to be a programmer"
IceBerg: BAA HA HA HA HAHA LOLZ
IceBerg: and he was so good he does tech support now
IceBerg: "yeah, I used to be an investment banker, but those guys are douchebags, so I clean the toilets now."
***GorbaChavez is to be LOL'ing
GorbaChavez: maybe he was an excel programmer?
IceBerg: I was thinking HTML programmer
IceBerg: or mainframe data entry programmer
GorbaChavez: or VCR programmer
IceBerg: FTW
***GorbaChavez does the Rocky victory dance
***IceBerg thinks he hears "Eye of the Tiger" faintly in the distance

Who's the fairest of them all?

Two Dolla Cha'balla: do you do yahoo answers?
GorbaChavez: in terms of answering the questions?
Two Dolla Cha'balla: yesh
Two Dolla Cha'balla: i'm level 2, but it's taking forever to get to level 3
GorbaChavez: asking yourself "am I gay" over and over again isnt' the way to get to level 3...

nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. Till-Man!

IceBerg: seriously, as part of the preliminary experimentation for our upcoming web two-dot-oh applications, I checked out how Unicode submission in a web form actually works. it's a den of horrors.
GorbaChavez: do we like dens of horrors?
IceBerg: no, we like dens of whores
GorbaChavez: another post! to the blogs!

and thean?

IceBerg: that seems workable
GorbaChavez: it's the bedroom, I would care less about it then a more public area
IceBerg: you also care less about spelling "than" correctly
GorbaChavez: I spelled than and then correctly...
GorbaChavez: I simply misused them
IceBerg: like I misused this conversation
GorbaChavez: then I kicked you in the balls for being a bigger douche than me

As your attorney on this matter, I advise you to blog this...

IceBerg: I hate miscellaneous shopping of all types (e.g., Target), but the grocery store is in a category by itself.

GorbaChavez: if this conversation involved Cha'baller he would be chiming in, "but that's where you go to hook up with all the hot moms!"
IceBerg: wow, I can actually imagine that exact sentence being emitted by him
IceBerg: I wonder how many hot moms with whom he's actually hooked up?
GorbaChavez: zero is my guess.  I would bet money
IceBerg: I would actually lay odds that it's zero
GorbaChavez: you could probably increase that sample size by replacing 'moms' with girls/women
GorbaChavez: and still come up with the same result
GorbaChavez: I'm only saying what you're thinking
IceBerg: that sounds like it could have come out of my mouth
GorbaChavez: except that you would have used words like 'standard deviation', 'coeficient' (but spelled correctly), and 'quadratic'
IceBerg: nice

my NOUN is more ADJECTIVE than your NOUN

GorbaChavez: stupid network security

Cha'Baller: my asshole is more secure than this network
GorbaChavez: that's not what it says in the bathroom stall
Cha'Baller: fuck, which stall is that!? it's lying!
GorbaChavez: all of them
Cha'Baller: that's the last time i write my own name on bathroom stall mad libs

Please to be posting

GorbaChavez: wtf, where does firefox "print to pdf" files go?

IceBerg: the same place your grammar went, evidently
GorbaChavez: I am to be LOL'ing
IceBerg: celebrations of my funny!

I've got the prescription for you, Doctor...

Cha'baller: what's shakin?
IceBerg: bacon?
IceBerg: I think it's time for lunch
Cha'baller: good, good
Cha'baller: i've been thinking about hot dogs myself
IceBerg: you should perhaps read some Freud?
Cha'baller: negative, i don't want any more drama
IceBerg: I'm not the one "thinking about hot dogs"
Cha'baller: i need beef injections to stay alive
Cha'baller: gimme that meat
IceBerg: wow, you just ran with that

I'm Too Sexy for my X11

Gorbachavez: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Artwork/Incoming/Intrepid/Wall-light
IceBerg: the gdm design is Win 
IceBerg: I don't like the desktop stuff; Mac OS X envy isn't my style
GorbaChavez: because you get your style from reading Vogue?
IceBerg: I read it for the articles?

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IceBerg: I don't read it for the articles?