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NotTheMama: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25373587/
GorbaChavez: finally! I'll have time to finish that book I've been working on
NotTheMama: "GorbaChavez Unleashed"?
GorbaChavez: "..the unauthorized autobiogrophy"
NotTheMama: nice. it may be the first and only in the history of the world
GorbaChavez: that's my goal
GorbaChavez: I can sue myself for defamation of character
GorbaChavez: and say things like, "he doesn't even know me!"
GorbaChavez: or, "he wasn't eve there!"
NotTheMama: genius... sheer genius
NotTheMama: "i knew GorbaChavez, and you, sir, are no GorbaChavez..."
IceBerg: alas, it's been done
NotTheMama: damnit, there are people dumber than we are
NotTheMama: my money was on us all the way
IceBerg: that's the thing about the Internet
IceBerg: I was considered a pretty clever/funny guy in school. now, I'm just another sarcastic also-ran.
MaddBear: can I out source my hunger?
GorbaChavez: to me? sure...
MaddBear: gonna go out, come back, and feed me regurgitation style?
GorbaChavez: if that's what you pay for...
MaddBear: can i get a lap dance with that paid regurgitation?

...and so it is

GorbaChavez: you went to see wicked, right?
GorbaChavez: in your opinion, orchestra seating or lodge/balcony seating?
NotTheMama: don't even remember where we sat : )
NotTheMama: that was like 18 months ago
GorbaChavez: man. you don't have a kid yet
GorbaChavez: you can't be loosing your marbles like that
NotTheMama: i live a fast and furious life, i can't be remembering all those details
NotTheMama: btw, i finished gta last night
NotTheMama: well, the story part anyway
GorbaChavez: was it worth it?
NotTheMama: definitely. i'd give it a 9.0
Nino: of course you would
NotTheMama: hey, i'm not a fanboy giving it a perfect 10
NotTheMama: there's room for improvement
NotTheMama: but it's still a damn good game
GorbaChavez: you're a fanboy
NotTheMama: i wonder if a reviewer born with an extra finger could technically give a game an 11
NotTheMama: ok there, mr. rainy mcrainonmyparade
NotTheMama: don't hate the playa, hate the game!
NotTheMama: oh, wait
NotTheMama: that's what you're doing
GorbaChavez: indeed
NotTheMama: if you were to post that on MGT, the title would be "Grand Theft of My Time"

Days of our Lives

Tillmanski: http://www.beedocuments.com/index.php
GorbaChavez: wtf
Tillmanski: really cool/simple app for creating timelines
Tillmanski: i'm about to start using it for a release presentation
GorbaChavez: get working on our time together
Tillmanski: impossible, with us every day is a significant milestone
Tillmanski: LDH ** long distance hug **
***GorbaChavez sheds a silent tear

Web 2.0

GorbaChavez: I just signed up to tumblr
Tillmanski: huh, i see how rubified it is.
GorbaChavez: is that contagious?
Tillmanski: we need to start writing in web speak
GorbaChavez: lolz?
Tillmanski: * is tht contags
Tillmanski: know, why the fuck is it called tumblr
GorbaChavez: contraints of web2.0 to use only one vowel per word of domain name?
GorbaChavez: almost like as400 limit to 8 characters?
GorbaChavez: there's a joke in there somewhere
GorbaChavez: and respective blogsite
GorbaChavez: and internet meme
Tillmanski: somewher a mainfram progrmmr just died

Rockstar

NotTheMama: I've been playing GTA till 4am two nights in a row, and now every time i walk down the street i catch myself keeping a lookout for nice cars to jack
GorbaChavez: that's just because you are ghetto
NotTheMama: I is
NotTheMama: I'm ghetto fabulous

Teamwork

El Santo: Went to a cousins bachelor party once
El Santo: All guys fromthe family were there, including my dad
El Santo: Stripper in on the floor, and she has a "hand crank apparatus"
El Santo: She asks for help witht he "crank"
El Santo: I get volunteered
El Santo: So I am "cranking" away, in front of my family
El Santo: She asks for another volunteer, and up pops my dad
El Santo: saying he will show me how to work a crank
GorbaChavez: please tell me you high five'd

Porkslap!

From here on out, the "hi-5" shall be called PorkSlap...

Santo Klaus!

Santo Klaus!
Originally uploaded by Niino.

GorbaChavez: The maracas really make it authentic!

MaddBear: And I thought it was the red and green sarape that truly made this the genuine article. Of course, the Tequila Eyes add something, too.

GorbaChavez: Tequila Eyes...we gotta use that more often
MaddBear: serisouly, look at that guy
MaddBear: either that or he's having an orgasm
MaddBear: one of those quiet little ones

Saturday morning delight

NotTheMama: so saturday i was flipping thru channels and happened upon an episode of Justice Leage, in which 5 of the women superheroes are trapped in a cage match with each other...
NotTheMama: not only was it one of the best cat fights i've ever seen, but some of the lines were gems...
NotTheMama: "we're getting creamed here"
NotTheMama: "keep her busy so i can take her from behind"
NotTheMama: and a few others i can't remember...
NotTheMama: those writers sure know how to keep dads happy

Twinkie Pimp

Tillmanski: i was telling a couple of friends that my policy behind facebook has been totally ruined
Tillmanski: i wanted to treat it like a nightclub and keep a good ratio
Tillmanski: i added my cousin and like 5 dudes the other day
Tillmanski: weak sauce
GorbaChavez: it's like one of your house parties
Tillmanski: totally. fucking sausage everywhere
Tillmanski: or did you mean lots of double dipping?
GorbaChavez: can't it be both?
Tillmanski: touche