It's Duck Season! It's Rabbit Season!

MajorSuckage: Remember the time we went deer hunting and you accidentally shot me in the ass with your elephant gun? I'm beginning to think that it wasn't an accident.....
GorbaChavez: I would have thought the fact that we weren't in the woods would have tipped you off sooner
MajorSuckage: I was confused when you kept insisting that I walk 10 feet ahead of you.

Gigantor

DragonAss: Hey is there a cartoon with the name "gigantor"?
Major Suckage: Yes, It's a robot.
ThePapparazo!:What, I never head of that. How old is that?
Major Suckage: Man that is before our time, it is like Veronica old.
ThePapparazo!:Damn, Veronica old!
DragonAss: BLAM! SMACK! POW!
ThePapparazo!: OW
Major Suckage: ha ha ha ha

It's good to be da king

NotTheMama: are you a handicapped stall or regular stall guy?
GorbaChavez: regular stall. I don't like the higher toilets
NotTheMama: yeah, but they're so spacious
NotTheMama: i feel like a king
GorbaChavez: true. and they usually have their own sink
NotTheMama: sometimes they do
NotTheMama: the thing is, i have residual guilt every time i use it
NotTheMama: cause i keep thinking that one day, i'm gonna walk out of one
NotTheMama: and there's gonna be a dude in a wheelchair
NotTheMama: waiting there
NotTheMama: outside
NotTheMama: glaring at me
NotTheMama: and that will be the lowest day of my entire life
GorbaChavez: Lower than the day you realized about Don Kashay?
NotTheMama: now i'm depressed

Dude, you're getting a Hamster!

GorbaChavez: build me a new computer
GorbaChavez: for less than 600
NotTheMama: done
NotTheMama: i'll send my elf over to the house tonight
NotTheMama: do recommend us to your friends, please
GorbaChavez: awesome!
GorbaChavez: wait, is it going to be widdled out of wood?
NotTheMama: what else?
GorbaChavez: just making sure
NotTheMama: it will also have a little hamster inside
GorbaChavez: made of chocolate?
NotTheMama: he'll make the pixels change
NotTheMama: your screen will have a refresh rate of 0.2 Hz
NotTheMama: we like to call it "the imagination machine"
GorbaChavez: does the Hz stand for Hamsterz?
NotTheMama: again, what else?
NotTheMama: you're not a very techie guy, are you...
GorbaChavez: clearly

Untitled...or is it?

GorbaChavez: I used the "or do you?" on Jim V today
Tillmanski: how'd it go
GorbaChavez:: I don't think he got it
Tillmanski: or did he
GorbaChavez: well played
Tillmanski: he reads our blog you know. we should probably post this
GorbaChavez: yes, you should
Tillmanski: 1.2.3. not it
GorbaChavez: dammit
Tillmanski: our wit is only ever trumped by our laziness.
GorbaChavez: truer words have never been spoken
GorbaChavez: (by us)

No thanks, I already have a penguin

GorbaChavez: my rapleaf score beats yours

Tillmanski: when i first signed up a while back i thought about putting your name in there with a negative value

GorbaChavez: you're trying to destroy me you've had it in for me ever since the first time I out-quipped you
...
shake and bake! there can't be 2 number one's

Tillmanski: "no, i'm nino", classic

GorbaChavez: you don't know how excited I am that you got the exact reference

Tillmanski: how could i forget, it was magical. i remember looking down and realizing that i'd finally found myself and swept myself of my feet.

GorbaChavez: fairy tales do come true

Tillmanski: ah...us

i just stopped by to say hello

till-man: how'd the bday go?
mich-mich: who the HELL is this?!
mich-mich: i dont know you!

Viva Pinata!

GorbaChavez: I miss your musk...
Till-Man: Say my name! Till-Man Chavez!
GorbaChavez: This just got awkward...
Till-Man: After this whole thing blows over we should move in together.
Till-Man: Excited about the bday?
GorbaChavez:Hell yeah! We're getting a pinata!
Till-Man: Sweet! What's it shaped like? A donkey?
GorbaChavez: Beardo suggested a nut sack, so one could say "you're breaking my balls!"
Till-Man: In our case that would yield lots of candy!

Maurits Cornelis Escher

GorbaChavez: i need a blog post title
Maddbear: send me the text, i'll give you three clever titles to choose from
Maddbear: i'm good that way
GorbaChavez:

NotTheMama: hey, did i ever tell you how i always thought wayne newton was kinda gay?
GorbaChavez: i can't say that you have
NotTheMama: all because of that song, which i had always thought was called "Don Kashay"
NotTheMama: so i always thought he was singing about some dude, "my darling Don Kashay"
NotTheMama: only to have learned a little German recently and realize it was "Danke Shun", which is "thanks a lot" in german
NotTheMama: but anyway, i digress
GorbaChavez: sometimes, it's "ok" to keep thoughts like this in your head

Maddbear: "It takes one to know one" "Betty Shorn" (My favorite) "What song lyrics tell us about ourselves"
GorbaChavez: betty shorn?
Maddbear: german response to danke schon, would be bitte schon, you're welcome, a doofus could easily think someone was saying Betty Shorn, or Betty Shane, Shorn is just funnier and leads to a nice imagery
Maddbear: it actually sounds closer to "bitter" but I couldn't think of anything funny with "bitter" and "betty" is a name, just like "Don"
Maddbear: maybe "Bitter Shane"
Maddbear: that's kind of funny
Maddbear: actually, i'm going with number 3 now
GorbaChavez: man, this is as bad as the explanation for "waluijeff"
GorbaChavez: you're fired
Maddbear: you can't fire me! you're fired!
GorbaChavez: but i don't even work here!
Maddbear: no excuses! get the hell out
GorbaChavez: i'll just pass by the supply room on the way
Maddbear: actually, you could post that first post within this second post, then you don't have to title it at all --- you would have to title -this- one though, so you're pretty screwed all the way around...unless you want to ask me for a title for this one, but then you're just back where we started, creating another post within a post
Maddbear: it's all twilight zone shit
GorbaChavez: Or some Escher painting

Post OP European Hookers

Major Suckage: Anyway you going to iberico?
RegalBeagle: I'll try to make it tomorrow. Might be the last time i'll see you guys.
Major Suckage: Last time you see us? where are you going?
RegalBeagle: You're the one leaving. Its a pretty long flight across the Atlantic. :) Or you might fall in love with a hooker in Prague and never come back.
Major Suckage: Shit, why can't it be a fine Italian girl?
RegalBeagle: Alright then...a post op Italian tranny from Rome. Let's be realistic too.
Major Suckage: I hate you man.
RegalBeagle: No you don't.
Major Suckage: You're right. But i wanna beat you up right now.
RegalBeagle: I said post-op! Post- OP!