till-man: how'd the bday go?
mich-mich: who the HELL is this?!
mich-mich: i dont know you!
Monday, June 25, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Viva Pinata!
GorbaChavez: I miss your musk...
Till-Man: Say my name! Till-Man Chavez!
GorbaChavez: This just got awkward...
Till-Man: After this whole thing blows over we should move in together.
Till-Man: Excited about the bday?
GorbaChavez:Hell yeah! We're getting a pinata!
Till-Man: Sweet! What's it shaped like? A donkey?
GorbaChavez: Beardo suggested a nut sack, so one could say "you're breaking my balls!"
Till-Man: In our case that would yield lots of candy!
Till-Man: Say my name! Till-Man Chavez!
GorbaChavez: This just got awkward...
Till-Man: After this whole thing blows over we should move in together.
Till-Man: Excited about the bday?
GorbaChavez:Hell yeah! We're getting a pinata!
Till-Man: Sweet! What's it shaped like? A donkey?
GorbaChavez: Beardo suggested a nut sack, so one could say "you're breaking my balls!"
Till-Man: In our case that would yield lots of candy!
Monday, June 4, 2007
Maurits Cornelis Escher
GorbaChavez: i need a blog post title
Maddbear: send me the text, i'll give you three clever titles to choose from
Maddbear: i'm good that way
GorbaChavez:
Maddbear: "It takes one to know one" "Betty Shorn" (My favorite) "What song lyrics tell us about ourselves"
GorbaChavez: betty shorn?
Maddbear: german response to danke schon, would be bitte schon, you're welcome, a doofus could easily think someone was saying Betty Shorn, or Betty Shane, Shorn is just funnier and leads to a nice imagery
Maddbear: it actually sounds closer to "bitter" but I couldn't think of anything funny with "bitter" and "betty" is a name, just like "Don"
Maddbear: maybe "Bitter Shane"
Maddbear: that's kind of funny
Maddbear: actually, i'm going with number 3 now
GorbaChavez: man, this is as bad as the explanation for "waluijeff"
GorbaChavez: you're fired
Maddbear: you can't fire me! you're fired!
GorbaChavez: but i don't even work here!
Maddbear: no excuses! get the hell out
GorbaChavez: i'll just pass by the supply room on the way
Maddbear: actually, you could post that first post within this second post, then you don't have to title it at all --- you would have to title -this- one though, so you're pretty screwed all the way around...unless you want to ask me for a title for this one, but then you're just back where we started, creating another post within a post
Maddbear: it's all twilight zone shit
GorbaChavez: Or some Escher painting
Maddbear: send me the text, i'll give you three clever titles to choose from
Maddbear: i'm good that way
GorbaChavez:
NotTheMama: hey, did i ever tell you how i always thought wayne newton was kinda gay?
GorbaChavez: i can't say that you have
NotTheMama: all because of that song, which i had always thought was called "Don Kashay"
NotTheMama: so i always thought he was singing about some dude, "my darling Don Kashay"
NotTheMama: only to have learned a little German recently and realize it was "Danke Shun", which is "thanks a lot" in german
NotTheMama: but anyway, i digress
GorbaChavez: sometimes, it's "ok" to keep thoughts like this in your head
Maddbear: "It takes one to know one" "Betty Shorn" (My favorite) "What song lyrics tell us about ourselves"
GorbaChavez: betty shorn?
Maddbear: german response to danke schon, would be bitte schon, you're welcome, a doofus could easily think someone was saying Betty Shorn, or Betty Shane, Shorn is just funnier and leads to a nice imagery
Maddbear: it actually sounds closer to "bitter" but I couldn't think of anything funny with "bitter" and "betty" is a name, just like "Don"
Maddbear: maybe "Bitter Shane"
Maddbear: that's kind of funny
Maddbear: actually, i'm going with number 3 now
GorbaChavez: man, this is as bad as the explanation for "waluijeff"
GorbaChavez: you're fired
Maddbear: you can't fire me! you're fired!
GorbaChavez: but i don't even work here!
Maddbear: no excuses! get the hell out
GorbaChavez: i'll just pass by the supply room on the way
Maddbear: actually, you could post that first post within this second post, then you don't have to title it at all --- you would have to title -this- one though, so you're pretty screwed all the way around...unless you want to ask me for a title for this one, but then you're just back where we started, creating another post within a post
Maddbear: it's all twilight zone shit
GorbaChavez: Or some Escher painting
Friday, April 27, 2007
Post OP European Hookers
Major Suckage: Anyway you going to iberico?
RegalBeagle: I'll try to make it tomorrow. Might be the last time i'll see you guys.
Major Suckage: Last time you see us? where are you going?
RegalBeagle: You're the one leaving. Its a pretty long flight across the Atlantic. :) Or you might fall in love with a hooker in Prague and never come back.
Major Suckage: Shit, why can't it be a fine Italian girl?
RegalBeagle: Alright then...a post op Italian tranny from Rome. Let's be realistic too.
Major Suckage: I hate you man.
RegalBeagle: No you don't.
Major Suckage: You're right. But i wanna beat you up right now.
RegalBeagle: I said post-op! Post- OP!
RegalBeagle: I'll try to make it tomorrow. Might be the last time i'll see you guys.
Major Suckage: Last time you see us? where are you going?
RegalBeagle: You're the one leaving. Its a pretty long flight across the Atlantic. :) Or you might fall in love with a hooker in Prague and never come back.
Major Suckage: Shit, why can't it be a fine Italian girl?
RegalBeagle: Alright then...a post op Italian tranny from Rome. Let's be realistic too.
Major Suckage: I hate you man.
RegalBeagle: No you don't.
Major Suckage: You're right. But i wanna beat you up right now.
RegalBeagle: I said post-op! Post- OP!
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Legal Name Change
It has been strongly suggested that Till-Man's name be changed to Tillmanski. Who are we to argue with the Red Samurai?
We're back!
After a long vacation we're finally back. Our trip around the world feeding starving MILFs has been met with great acclaim. We are prod to say we did our part to cure the horrible blight that plagues the many MILFs of this world.
Now that we are back and GorbaChavez has all of his shots, we will be bringing you the creme de la creme of blog entertainment known as Blentertainment (TM).
We have an exciting lineup of activities and subject matter coming over the next few months. Several "meetups", club events and of course our semi-annual cash give-away (as in, you, to us).
In addition to these wonderful events we are planning to bring order to the chaos that is the '08 election. By supporting the candidate that loves us the most, we will be looking out for our readers best interest.
'06 was great but '07 is looking even brighter. Thanks for your continued support.
Sincerely,
TillMan & GorbaChavez
The Crest Sparkel Motion of Bloggers
Now that we are back and GorbaChavez has all of his shots, we will be bringing you the creme de la creme of blog entertainment known as Blentertainment (TM).
We have an exciting lineup of activities and subject matter coming over the next few months. Several "meetups", club events and of course our semi-annual cash give-away (as in, you, to us).
In addition to these wonderful events we are planning to bring order to the chaos that is the '08 election. By supporting the candidate that loves us the most, we will be looking out for our readers best interest.
'06 was great but '07 is looking even brighter. Thanks for your continued support.
Sincerely,
TillMan & GorbaChavez
The Crest Sparkel Motion of Bloggers
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
tryn to get my sloppy second
RegalBeagle: tryn to get my sloppy seconds
ThePapparazo!: you never had a first..you only got to 3rd base bro.
but still i guesss that is sloppy seconds..or 4th base?
RegalBeagle: i never closed the deal but we played around with a lot of contracts
ThePapparazo!:you had no visa to get into Mexico is what you are saying, just a passport
RegalBeagle: yeah i was able to visit the region but could not move in, that is with all my luggage
ThePapparazo!:lil penis joke here
RegalBeagle: i could visit but only with a carry on manbag. no not lil peinis joke im speaking of my fingers
ThePapparazo!: you never had a first..you only got to 3rd base bro.
but still i guesss that is sloppy seconds..or 4th base?
RegalBeagle: i never closed the deal but we played around with a lot of contracts
ThePapparazo!:you had no visa to get into Mexico is what you are saying, just a passport
RegalBeagle: yeah i was able to visit the region but could not move in, that is with all my luggage
ThePapparazo!:lil penis joke here
RegalBeagle: i could visit but only with a carry on manbag. no not lil peinis joke im speaking of my fingers
Monday, January 29, 2007
Blue Shell Cherry: In An Unfamiliar Position
Recently Heard:
Mankinder: Oh!! What the fuck?! I just got blue shelled, and wasn’t even in first place.
Niinja™: ¿We’re you in first a moment ago?
Mankinder: Yeah(?)
Maddbear: That was your first blue shell, wasn’t it?
Mankinder: (pause) Yeah.
Niinja™: You popped your cherry.
Maddbear: That’s kind of adorable, in a pathetic sort of way.
More recently heard:
Mankinder: Did that red shell hit you?
Maddbear: Nah. Went right by. Wasn’t even close.
Mankinder: It didn’t home in on you?
Niinja™: Not when you fire them back.
Maddbear: (While passing) To the back where you belong.
Most recently heard:
Ojo: I think I need to level-up before going back down in there. They keep ganging up on one of my wizards and next thing I know I’m trying to get through with just one.
Niinja™: ¿Do you put both your wizards in back?
Ojo: No. I put one in front and one in back.
Niinja™: ¿Are you looking to melee with your wizard?
Ojo: No.
(pause)
Niinja™: I can’t believe I just said that.
Ojo: I can’t believe I understood it.
Mankinder: Oh!! What the fuck?! I just got blue shelled, and wasn’t even in first place.
Niinja™: ¿We’re you in first a moment ago?
Mankinder: Yeah(?)
Maddbear: That was your first blue shell, wasn’t it?
Mankinder: (pause) Yeah.
Niinja™: You popped your cherry.
Maddbear: That’s kind of adorable, in a pathetic sort of way.
More recently heard:
Mankinder: Did that red shell hit you?
Maddbear: Nah. Went right by. Wasn’t even close.
Mankinder: It didn’t home in on you?
Niinja™: Not when you fire them back.
Maddbear: (While passing) To the back where you belong.
Most recently heard:
Ojo: I think I need to level-up before going back down in there. They keep ganging up on one of my wizards and next thing I know I’m trying to get through with just one.
Niinja™: ¿Do you put both your wizards in back?
Ojo: No. I put one in front and one in back.
Niinja™: ¿Are you looking to melee with your wizard?
Ojo: No.
(pause)
Niinja™: I can’t believe I just said that.
Ojo: I can’t believe I understood it.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Jump back, wanna kiss myself...hhaay!
RegalBeagle: i feel like i got stuck in the face
GorbaChavez: did you?
RegalBeagle: i dont think i did
GorbaChavez: the other night i punched Mich-Mich in the face, "in my sleep"
GorbaChavez: i told her she must have deserved it
GorbaChavez: it didn't go over well
RegalBeagle: i woke up with my face on my fist
GorbaChavez: maybe you -did- stick yourself
RegalBeagle: maybe i said something to myself and it upset me while i slept
RegalBeagle: i might have called myself gay
GorbaChavez: that's gotta be something alright, if you can piss yourself off in your sleep - enough to punch yourself
RegalBeagle: non the less its hurt all day
GorbaChavez: maybe you came on to yourself in your sleep
RegalBeagle: could be. my other hand was on my ass
GorbaChavez: did you?
RegalBeagle: i dont think i did
GorbaChavez: the other night i punched Mich-Mich in the face, "in my sleep"
GorbaChavez: i told her she must have deserved it
GorbaChavez: it didn't go over well
RegalBeagle: i woke up with my face on my fist
GorbaChavez: maybe you -did- stick yourself
RegalBeagle: maybe i said something to myself and it upset me while i slept
RegalBeagle: i might have called myself gay
GorbaChavez: that's gotta be something alright, if you can piss yourself off in your sleep - enough to punch yourself
RegalBeagle: non the less its hurt all day
GorbaChavez: maybe you came on to yourself in your sleep
RegalBeagle: could be. my other hand was on my ass
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
...but you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
RegalBeagle: did you get the email?
GorbaChavez: your chat with El Diablo was not blog worthy
RegalBeagle: what? it was excellent!
RegalBeagle: that stupid lil penis one was?
RegalBeagle: come on..
GorbaChavez: yes, more lil penis stories please
RegalBeagle: your all about the lil penis
GorbaChavez: i know baby, you dig it the most
RegalBeagle: i think you were looking for yank not dig
GorbaChavez: your chat with El Diablo was not blog worthy
RegalBeagle: what? it was excellent!
RegalBeagle: that stupid lil penis one was?
RegalBeagle: come on..
GorbaChavez: yes, more lil penis stories please
RegalBeagle: your all about the lil penis
GorbaChavez: i know baby, you dig it the most
RegalBeagle: i think you were looking for yank not dig
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