Post OP European Hookers

Major Suckage: Anyway you going to iberico?
RegalBeagle: I'll try to make it tomorrow. Might be the last time i'll see you guys.
Major Suckage: Last time you see us? where are you going?
RegalBeagle: You're the one leaving. Its a pretty long flight across the Atlantic. :) Or you might fall in love with a hooker in Prague and never come back.
Major Suckage: Shit, why can't it be a fine Italian girl?
RegalBeagle: Alright then...a post op Italian tranny from Rome. Let's be realistic too.
Major Suckage: I hate you man.
RegalBeagle: No you don't.
Major Suckage: You're right. But i wanna beat you up right now.
RegalBeagle: I said post-op! Post- OP!

Legal Name Change

It has been strongly suggested that Till-Man's name be changed to Tillmanski. Who are we to argue with the Red Samurai?

We're back!

After a long vacation we're finally back. Our trip around the world feeding starving MILFs has been met with great acclaim. We are prod to say we did our part to cure the horrible blight that plagues the many MILFs of this world.

Now that we are back and GorbaChavez has all of his shots, we will be bringing you the creme de la creme of blog entertainment known as Blentertainment (TM).

We have an exciting lineup of activities and subject matter coming over the next few months. Several "meetups", club events and of course our semi-annual cash give-away (as in, you, to us).

In addition to these wonderful events we are planning to bring order to the chaos that is the '08 election. By supporting the candidate that loves us the most, we will be looking out for our readers best interest.

'06 was great but '07 is looking even brighter. Thanks for your continued support.

Sincerely,

TillMan & GorbaChavez
The Crest Sparkel Motion of Bloggers

tryn to get my sloppy second

RegalBeagle: tryn to get my sloppy seconds
ThePapparazo!: you never had a first..you only got to 3rd base bro.
but still i guesss that is sloppy seconds..or 4th base?
RegalBeagle: i never closed the deal but we played around with a lot of contracts
ThePapparazo!:you had no visa to get into Mexico is what you are saying, just a passport
RegalBeagle: yeah i was able to visit the region but could not move in, that is with all my luggage
ThePapparazo!:lil penis joke here
RegalBeagle: i could visit but only with a carry on manbag. no not lil peinis joke im speaking of my fingers

Blue Shell Cherry: In An Unfamiliar Position

Recently Heard:
Mankinder: Oh!! What the fuck?! I just got blue shelled, and wasn’t even in first place.
Niinja™: ¿We’re you in first a moment ago?
Mankinder: Yeah(?)
Maddbear: That was your first blue shell, wasn’t it?
Mankinder: (pause) Yeah.
Niinja™: You popped your cherry.
Maddbear: That’s kind of adorable, in a pathetic sort of way.


More recently heard:
Mankinder: Did that red shell hit you?
Maddbear: Nah. Went right by. Wasn’t even close.
Mankinder: It didn’t home in on you?
Niinja™: Not when you fire them back.
Maddbear: (While passing) To the back where you belong.


Most recently heard:
Ojo: I think I need to level-up before going back down in there. They keep ganging up on one of my wizards and next thing I know I’m trying to get through with just one.
Niinja™: ¿Do you put both your wizards in back?
Ojo: No. I put one in front and one in back.
Niinja™: ¿Are you looking to melee with your wizard?
Ojo: No.
(pause)
Niinja™: I can’t believe I just said that.
Ojo: I can’t believe I understood it.

Jump back, wanna kiss myself...hhaay!

RegalBeagle: i feel like i got stuck in the face
GorbaChavez: did you?
RegalBeagle: i dont think i did
GorbaChavez: the other night i punched Mich-Mich in the face, "in my sleep"
GorbaChavez: i told her she must have deserved it
GorbaChavez: it didn't go over well
RegalBeagle: i woke up with my face on my fist
GorbaChavez: maybe you -did- stick yourself
RegalBeagle: maybe i said something to myself and it upset me while i slept
RegalBeagle: i might have called myself gay
GorbaChavez: that's gotta be something alright, if you can piss yourself off in your sleep - enough to punch yourself
RegalBeagle: non the less its hurt all day
GorbaChavez: maybe you came on to yourself in your sleep
RegalBeagle: could be. my other hand was on my ass

...but you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

RegalBeagle: did you get the email?
GorbaChavez: your chat with El Diablo was not blog worthy
RegalBeagle: what? it was excellent!
RegalBeagle: that stupid lil penis one was?
RegalBeagle: come on..
GorbaChavez: yes, more lil penis stories please
RegalBeagle: your all about the lil penis
GorbaChavez: i know baby, you dig it the most
RegalBeagle: i think you were looking for yank not dig

But why male models?

ThePapparazo!: {link}
RegalBeagle: pretty cool, a bit big though
ThePapparazo!: but it's the latest and greatest. has noise canceling
RegalBeagle: yeah, i like my lil penis though
ThePapparazo!: Terrible.
RegalBeagle: this one looks cool {link}
ThePapparazo!: i saw that..too small even for you.
ThePapparazo!: you'll pee on your balls with that lil penis
RegalBeagle: never too small... one day i want  a cell the size of zoolanders

The same thing we do every night, Pinky...

Maddbear: so, hey, what's our plan today?
GorbaChavez: the plan involves some crisco, chicken wire, and lots and lots of mayonaise....you in?
Maddbear: um, i meant the -other- plan
GorbaChavez: oh, oh...right
GorbaChavez: yeah, i don't know
Maddbear: : then, let's go with your first plan
GorbaChavez: ok, but i hope you brought your swim trunks
Maddbear: : speedos, never go anywhere w/o them
GorbaChavez: good man
Maddbear: : oh, and isn't it a sight to behold
GorbaChavez: i'm sure it is
Maddbear: : everybody's eyes open wide, cuz there's lots to see

Mankinder, man-down...

MaddBear: that will be $5, please...
Mankinder: I wasn't ready! I didn't have my glasses on! I didn't get any blue shells to use!
Score: 'nuff said