T1.000.1

Vanilla IceBerg: So, I've been using my personal ThinkPad with Debian's testing distribution lately.
Vanilla IceBerg: And I think I'm now completely done with Ubuntu's booshit.
GorbaChavez: glad to hear
GorbaChavez: I've yet to transition to anything else
GorbaChavez: most likely it will be mint
Vanilla IceBerg: I've heard good things.
GorbaChavez: I am not the hardcorez
GorbaChavez: my shit be not bangin
Vanilla IceBerg: DO YOU DENY? The minor annoyances like wifi, sound and external displays for laptops--that I remember being a hassle in Debian relative to Ubuntu--all just worked*.
Vanilla IceBerg: *Because of #lolfreesoftware you have to hand-install a firmware blob for most wifi chips.
GorbaChavez: I hope one day, future civilizations find the archive of our IM chat logs
Vanilla IceBerg: I'm actually a clone of myself from the future, and this is just my elaborate way of trolling my friends when they find this log. #lolalieninvasion
GorbaChavez: That explains the flash of light.

It's like you're in my head

Vanilla IceBerg: In summary, I'm pretty sure Josh Bloch's head would explode if he ever saw any API that you or I produced.
GorbaChavez: I'm reminded of a time when one of the kids (can't recall which) decided to dump a bowl of baby food onto the floor, and my response was, "why would you do that!?"
Vanilla IceBerg: Right. You and I are having serious discussions, and to him we're just smearing our strained carrots on the wall.

An enigma

Vanilla IceBerg: You work from home. We have quesadilla day. You can't explain that.
GorbaChavez: You can't explain it, only experience it; like belly button lint.

Turing [in]complete

GorbaChavez: http://www.themathpage.com/aprecalc/permutations-combinations.htm
GorbaChavez: I was thinking about, "how do you find out the possible combinations of a pair of numbers given the series 0 through 12"
Vanilla IceBerg: Right.
Vanilla IceBerg: Permutations and combinations are super-useful.
Vanilla IceBerg: I still use them occasionally, even though I'm not, like, a mathematician.
GorbaChavez: you're not like a mathematician, you *are* a mathematician
Vanilla IceBerg: Hm.
Vanilla IceBerg: Mathematicians would probably disagree with you.
GorbaChavez: are you disagreeing with me?
***Vanilla IceBerg's head explodes.
GorbaChavez: "Hit Turing right in the test-ees."

Momma's Boy

Remington Steele: I want a crib like Hansel
Remington Steele: actually i want the place that the guy in highlander lived in
Remington Steele: or .. the bad guy in oldboy
Segall: I would settle for a place without my mom
Remington Steele: couple months back my mom got a job that wasn't at sketchy korean owned ethnic beauty stores in detroit. now she brings a gun to work because she can, not because she has to
Segall: so your mom packs heat
Segall: mine just packs my lunch

The Future's So Bright

MaddBear: you still looking to stay with your friend? Kribbs sent me an email saying he and one other were looking for a roommate
GorbaChavez: I am
GorbaChavez: I confirmed with him a week ago that it was still cool
GorbaChavez: and he is "stoked"
MaddBear: really? he's 'stoked' and your still thinking about staying with him?
GorbaChavez: oh, I meant to say he is "Stroked"
GorbaChavez: then I got stoked
MaddBear: apparently your south beach visit will be the next chapter of "When Warning Bells Were Ignored"
GorbaChavez: when you guys are all like, "WTF are you guys doing!?", I'm gonna all like "I'm in Miami, bitch!"
MaddBear: that's not exactly how I see that playing out
GorbaChavez: it only matters how it plays out in my head
MaddBear: that is very true … until it matters how it plays out IRL
GorbaChavez: I won't let you tarnish the memory of this visit with your "facts"
MaddBear: you will always have this "future memory" that you have right now .. no one can EVER take that away

I drink therefore I am

MaddBear: So you stayed up drinking last night until MAN:30 and woke up this morning at PUSS:30?
GorbaChavez: You have an eloquence for rhetoric that compares to the masters of the renaissance
MaddBear: and you need to study some of the masters yourself, like w.c. fields, dean martin, henry bukowski...

Mr. Men

Velizzaraptor:  hey

Velizzaraptor: i just want you to know. you're only a little stupid

Velizzaraptor: you're mostly smart

Velizzaraptor: so don't feel too bad

Till-Man: thanks, you're normally not frustrating at all
Velizzaraptor:  oh! what's that!
Till-Man: you're welcome
Velizzaraptor:  hey i'm not frustrating. i'm the best.
Till-Man:  don't mention it
Velizzaraptor:  what! that requires a thanks. WHICH I DID NOT GIVE. 
Velizzaraptor: you are not thanked!
Till-Man: seriously, not a big deal, just a nice pat on the back and a little "you're welcome"
Velizzaraptor: but i'm not welcome! there was no thanks to be welcomed!
Velizzaraptor: that's thank rape!
Till-Man:  hey hey, no problem kiddo
Velizzaraptor: ok now fuck you and you're dead
Till-Man: happy that i could make you feel a...a little better about your day
Velizzaraptor: what's the emoticon for murder?
Till-Man: tickles?

I've said too much.

Vanilla IceBerg: I'm disappoint. This IM spammer is not amusing me.
Vanilla IceBerg:
 linnellsagalynr332:
 Vanilla IceBerg: O RLY?
GorbaChavez: "you don't say. literally."

[lady] luck favors the prepared

Remington Steele: i don't go to gamestop much
GorbaChavez: because you suck at life?
Remington Steele: because outside is scary
Remington Steele: and cold
GorbaChavez: full of zombies
GorbaChavez: and women
Remington Steele: i'm only prepared for one of those things