GorbaChavez: I have a new found appreciation for language in general
GorbaChavez: like, it's the greatest man-made invention, ever.
Vanilla IceBerg: I'm sure that's true.
Vanilla IceBerg: In particular, the word "taco."
Vanilla IceBerg: Because it describes tacos.
Vanilla IceBerg: Like, without that word, the best thing ever would be rendered inexpressible.
GorbaChavez: like, the set of emotions of experiencing a taco mixed with the inability to express it [the experience] would cause people's heads to explode. thereby, making the taco, literally, the last thing you do on earth.
Vanilla IceBerg: A collective consciousness gone supernova. Exactly.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Monday, February 7, 2011
Don't eat the yellow snow!
Till-Man: i see you've been busy: http://jalopnik.com/#!5750171/yes-thats-a-snow-penis
GorbaChavez: that's not how I make a snow penis
Till-Man: is yours brown'er?
GorbaChavez: that's not how I make a snow penis
Till-Man: is yours brown'er?
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
SNOMGWTF!
Vanilla Icberg: SNOMGWTF!
Vanilla Icberg:: So, according to the socials, you got stuck last night?
GorbaChavez: i'm still at the office
Vanilla Icberg: Dot dot dot...
Vanilla Icberg:: I assume it was like this in 1999 too, but I didn't go out in that one either.
GorbaChavez: you weren't hatched yet
Vanilla Icberg: I was near the end of the college.
GorbaChavez: is that what they told you?
Vanilla Icberg: It is.
GorbaChavez http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298/
Vanilla Icberg: Does that make you my Alicia Silverstone?
GorbaChavez as if!
Vanilla Icberg:: So, according to the socials, you got stuck last night?
GorbaChavez: i'm still at the office
Vanilla Icberg: Dot dot dot...
Vanilla Icberg:: I assume it was like this in 1999 too, but I didn't go out in that one either.
GorbaChavez: you weren't hatched yet
Vanilla Icberg: I was near the end of the college.
GorbaChavez: is that what they told you?
Vanilla Icberg: It is.
GorbaChavez http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298/
Vanilla Icberg: Does that make you my Alicia Silverstone?
GorbaChavez as if!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
I'm too young to die!
GorbaChavez: dun, dun, dun. one of our sites went down
Vanilla IceBerg: Oh, damn.
Vanilla IceBerg: Too much traffic?
GorbaChavez: I wonder. Our team had been on alert anticipating this might happen today.
Vanilla IceBerg: "Team, we believe it's possible that more than two people will use our website AT THE SAME TIME."
GorbaChavez: Gasps from everyone gathered. And a feint stench of urine.
Vanilla IceBerg: Oh, damn.
Vanilla IceBerg: Too much traffic?
GorbaChavez: I wonder. Our team had been on alert anticipating this might happen today.
Vanilla IceBerg: "Team, we believe it's possible that more than two people will use our website AT THE SAME TIME."
GorbaChavez: Gasps from everyone gathered. And a feint stench of urine.
Monday, January 31, 2011
The Golden [shower] Army
Remington Steele: i liked some of hell boy 2
Remington Steele: not the giant plant monster
Remington Steele: but the bad guy elf was bad ass
Remington Steele: the robot army was lame
GorbaChavez: yes. yes. and yes.
GorbaChavez: the bad guy elf was also the bad guy vampire in Blade Trinity, which I think failed to meet its potential
Remington Steele: i didn't see that one
GorbaChavez: I will admit my man-crush on Ryan Reynolds
Remington Steele: well that came out of almost nowhere
Remington Steele: you could've gone a lot of routes there; jessica biel, vampires... but no, you went right after van wilder
Remington Steele: not the giant plant monster
Remington Steele: but the bad guy elf was bad ass
Remington Steele: the robot army was lame
GorbaChavez: yes. yes. and yes.
GorbaChavez: the bad guy elf was also the bad guy vampire in Blade Trinity, which I think failed to meet its potential
Remington Steele: i didn't see that one
GorbaChavez: I will admit my man-crush on Ryan Reynolds
Remington Steele: well that came out of almost nowhere
Remington Steele: you could've gone a lot of routes there; jessica biel, vampires... but no, you went right after van wilder
Friday, January 14, 2011
GorbaChavez: if I could someone combine a hug and a hi-5 together, that is what I would give to you
Vanilla Iceberg: I like it.
GorbaChavez: I meant somehow, obvios
GorbaChavez: I don't think I can someone someone or something
GorbaChavez: maybe that's the riddle to "accidentally the whole bottle"
Vanilla Iceberg: Yeah, like that's the missing link.
Vanilla Iceberg: Or verb.
GorbaChavez: they accidentally someone'd the whole bottle
Vanilla Iceberg: I like it.
GorbaChavez: I meant somehow, obvios
GorbaChavez: I don't think I can someone someone or something
GorbaChavez: maybe that's the riddle to "accidentally the whole bottle"
Vanilla Iceberg: Yeah, like that's the missing link.
Vanilla Iceberg: Or verb.
GorbaChavez: they accidentally someone'd the whole bottle
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
I miss your musk
Till-Man: yo, shoot me your address
GorbaChavez: 1313 Mockingbird Lane
Till-Man: thanks!
GorbaChavez: are you sending me a Fleshlight?
Till-Man: I would but "nina" stays with me
GorbaChavez: 1313 Mockingbird Lane
Till-Man: thanks!
GorbaChavez: are you sending me a Fleshlight?
Till-Man: I would but "nina" stays with me
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
¿dónde están tus papeles?
Rappin' Rodica: Just wanted to make sure, the login for the website that you found; was for the dev environment?
Rappin' Rodica: and not production?
GorbaChavez: I don't remember
GorbaChavez: I suppose in dev, you can just register yourself
Rappin' Rodica: that is true
GorbaChavez: would I lie to you?
Rappin' Rodica: Who knows, you are GorbaChavez after all.
GorbaChavez: that could be a lie as well; for all you know
Rappin' Rodica: That is true
Rappin' Rodica: Do you happen to have an Org ID or Registration number for registering?
GorbaChavez: are you asking me for my green card?
Rappin' Rodica: and not production?
GorbaChavez: I don't remember
GorbaChavez: I suppose in dev, you can just register yourself
Rappin' Rodica: that is true
GorbaChavez: would I lie to you?
Rappin' Rodica: Who knows, you are GorbaChavez after all.
GorbaChavez: that could be a lie as well; for all you know
Rappin' Rodica: That is true
Rappin' Rodica: Do you happen to have an Org ID or Registration number for registering?
GorbaChavez: are you asking me for my green card?
Friday, January 7, 2011
Torta
Till-Man: Even in mexico hombre!
GorbaChavez: Ha!
GorbaChavez: Had lunch with MaddBear and Major Lee Gay today and your name came up.
GorbaChavez: Made me realize we'd been out of touch.
GorbaChavez: But now i see we are always, somehow, connected.
Till-Man: There was a disturbance in the force.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Son of a bitch. Literally.
GorbaChavez: wth
Vanilla IceBerg: Hm.
GorbaChavez: I'm on the upromise site
GorbaChavez: security question
GorbaChavez: What was the name of your first pet? (FIRST NAME only)
Vanilla IceBerg: Awesome.
GorbaChavez: you mean I can't use Mr. Barky Von Schnouzer
Vanilla IceBerg: "Freckles González Pérez Chavez"
Vanilla IceBerg: "IV"
GorbaChavez: Los peritos de Pepé
Vanilla IceBerg: Exactly. It's to prevent the extensive family lineage of Mexican pets.
Vanilla IceBerg: Hm.
GorbaChavez: I'm on the upromise site
GorbaChavez: security question
GorbaChavez: What was the name of your first pet? (FIRST NAME only)
Vanilla IceBerg: Awesome.
GorbaChavez: you mean I can't use Mr. Barky Von Schnouzer
Vanilla IceBerg: "Freckles González Pérez Chavez"
Vanilla IceBerg: "IV"
GorbaChavez: Los peritos de Pepé
Vanilla IceBerg: Exactly. It's to prevent the extensive family lineage of Mexican pets.
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