SNOMGWTF!

Vanilla Icberg:  SNOMGWTF!
Vanilla Icberg::  So, according to the socials, you got stuck last night?
GorbaChavez:  i'm still at the office
Vanilla Icberg:  Dot dot dot...
Vanilla Icberg::  I assume it was like this in 1999 too, but I didn't go out in that one either.
GorbaChavez:  you weren't hatched yet
Vanilla Icberg:  I was near the end of the college.
GorbaChavez:  is that what they told you?
Vanilla Icberg:  It is.
GorbaChavez  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298/
Vanilla Icberg:  Does that make you my Alicia Silverstone?
GorbaChavez  as if!

I'm too young to die!

GorbaChavez: dun, dun, dun. one of our sites went down
Vanilla IceBerg: Oh, damn.
Vanilla IceBerg: Too much traffic?
GorbaChavez: I wonder.  Our  team had been on alert anticipating this might happen today.
Vanilla IceBerg: "Team, we believe it's possible that more than two people will use our website AT THE SAME TIME."
GorbaChavez: Gasps from everyone gathered. And a feint stench of urine.

The Golden [shower] Army

Remington Steele: i liked some of hell boy 2 
Remington Steele: not the giant plant monster
Remington Steele: but the bad guy elf was bad ass
Remington Steele: the robot army was lame
GorbaChavez: yes. yes. and yes.
GorbaChavez: the bad guy elf was also the bad guy vampire in Blade Trinity, which I think failed to meet its potential
Remington Steele: i didn't see that one
GorbaChavez: I will admit my man-crush on Ryan Reynolds
Remington Steele: well that came out of almost nowhere
Remington Steele: you could've gone a lot of routes there; jessica biel, vampires... but no, you went right after van wilder

GorbaChavez: if I could someone combine a hug and a hi-5 together, that is what I would give to you 
Vanilla Iceberg: I like it.
GorbaChavez: I meant somehow, obvios 
GorbaChavez: I don't think I can someone someone or something 
GorbaChavez: maybe that's the riddle to "accidentally the whole bottle"
Vanilla Iceberg: Yeah, like that's the missing link.
Vanilla Iceberg: Or verb.
GorbaChavez: they accidentally someone'd the whole bottle

I miss your musk

Till-Man: yo, shoot me your address 
GorbaChavez: 1313 Mockingbird Lane
Till-Man: thanks! 
GorbaChavez: are you sending me a Fleshlight?
Till-Man: I would but "nina" stays with me 

¿dónde están tus papeles?

Rappin' Rodica: Just wanted to make sure, the login for the website that you found; was for the dev environment? 
Rappin' Rodica: and not production? 
GorbaChavez: I don't remember
GorbaChavez: I suppose in dev, you can just register yourself 
Rappin' Rodica: that is true 
GorbaChavez:  would I lie to you? 
Rappin' Rodica: Who knows, you are GorbaChavez after all. 
GorbaChavez: that could be a lie as well; for all you know
Rappin' Rodica: That is true 
Rappin' Rodica: Do you happen to have an Org ID or Registration number for registering? 
GorbaChavez: are you asking me for my green card? 

Torta

Till-Man: Even in mexico hombre!

GorbaChavez: Ha!

GorbaChavez: Had lunch with MaddBear and Major Lee Gay today and your name came up. 

GorbaChavez: Made me realize we'd been out of touch.

GorbaChavez: But now i see we are always, somehow, connected.

Till-Man: There was a disturbance in the force.

Son of a bitch. Literally.

GorbaChavez: wth
Vanilla IceBerg: Hm.
GorbaChavez: I'm on the upromise site
GorbaChavez: security question
GorbaChavez: What was the name of your first pet? (FIRST NAME only) 
Vanilla IceBerg: Awesome.
GorbaChavez: you mean I can't use Mr. Barky Von Schnouzer
Vanilla IceBerg: "Freckles González Pérez Chavez"
Vanilla IceBerg: "IV"
GorbaChavez: Los peritos de Pepé
Vanilla IceBerg: Exactly. It's to prevent the extensive family lineage of Mexican pets.

To La Batcaves!

GorbaChavez: http://www.flickr.com/photos/royalflushmagazine/2734526744/ 
Remington Steele: i'm offended
Remington Steele: wtf is one guy an egg? 
GorbaChavez: so he can say shite like, "eggs-citing" and "eggs-cellent"
Remington Steele: eggsactly
GorbaChavez: I lol'd at "BWATT!"
GorbaChavez: and the fact that the villain's hideout is a taco bell
Remington Steele: its a good hideout frankly
Remington Steele: you think hispanic bruce wayne would go to a taco bell. hail no

Squash! Squash!

Remington Steele: sorry for the vagaries but i'm not sure if i'll do anything with it so i'm playing it low key
Remington Steele: vagaries is really fun to type
GorbaChavez: I used to date a girl with stinky vagaries
GorbaChavez: I've said too much.