¿dónde están tus papeles?

Rappin' Rodica: Just wanted to make sure, the login for the website that you found; was for the dev environment? 
Rappin' Rodica: and not production? 
GorbaChavez: I don't remember
GorbaChavez: I suppose in dev, you can just register yourself 
Rappin' Rodica: that is true 
GorbaChavez:  would I lie to you? 
Rappin' Rodica: Who knows, you are GorbaChavez after all. 
GorbaChavez: that could be a lie as well; for all you know
Rappin' Rodica: That is true 
Rappin' Rodica: Do you happen to have an Org ID or Registration number for registering? 
GorbaChavez: are you asking me for my green card? 

Torta

Till-Man: Even in mexico hombre!

GorbaChavez: Ha!

GorbaChavez: Had lunch with MaddBear and Major Lee Gay today and your name came up. 

GorbaChavez: Made me realize we'd been out of touch.

GorbaChavez: But now i see we are always, somehow, connected.

Till-Man: There was a disturbance in the force.

Son of a bitch. Literally.

GorbaChavez: wth
Vanilla IceBerg: Hm.
GorbaChavez: I'm on the upromise site
GorbaChavez: security question
GorbaChavez: What was the name of your first pet? (FIRST NAME only) 
Vanilla IceBerg: Awesome.
GorbaChavez: you mean I can't use Mr. Barky Von Schnouzer
Vanilla IceBerg: "Freckles González Pérez Chavez"
Vanilla IceBerg: "IV"
GorbaChavez: Los peritos de Pepé
Vanilla IceBerg: Exactly. It's to prevent the extensive family lineage of Mexican pets.

To La Batcaves!

GorbaChavez: http://www.flickr.com/photos/royalflushmagazine/2734526744/ 
Remington Steele: i'm offended
Remington Steele: wtf is one guy an egg? 
GorbaChavez: so he can say shite like, "eggs-citing" and "eggs-cellent"
Remington Steele: eggsactly
GorbaChavez: I lol'd at "BWATT!"
GorbaChavez: and the fact that the villain's hideout is a taco bell
Remington Steele: its a good hideout frankly
Remington Steele: you think hispanic bruce wayne would go to a taco bell. hail no

Squash! Squash!

Remington Steele: sorry for the vagaries but i'm not sure if i'll do anything with it so i'm playing it low key
Remington Steele: vagaries is really fun to type
GorbaChavez: I used to date a girl with stinky vagaries
GorbaChavez: I've said too much.

There can be only one!

GorbaChavez: does marginal utility explain why I can buy an iphone 3gs for $100 today, instead of $200 when it first came out?
Vanilla IceBerg: I think that's the law of demand.
GorbaChavez: "I demand this be cheaper!" (?)
Vanilla IceBerg: More or less.
Vanilla IceBerg: The price of any thing X falls, all else equal, in the presence of more substitutes for X.
GorbaChavez: so then I need to be the Highlander of all taco scented, witty, mexican developers
Vanilla IceBerg: Now you're getting it.

I'm looking for information on computers and the Internet

MaddBear: I just learned that JFGI is the new RTFM
MaddBear: thought you should know
Vanilla Iceberg: Indeed, http://goo.gl/0CZQu
MaddBear: what's that link?
Vanilla Iceberg: A link is a thing you click to visit a place on the World Wide Web. The World Wide Web is a place for pictures of cats and naked women.

Viva Piñata

GorbaChavez: I updated ticket 8841
Bacher-Pschorr: congratulations you want a f*cking prize?
GorbaChavez: are prizes an option? nobody tells me shit!
Bacher-Pschorr: yeah come on over and I'll show you
GorbaChavez: if it's not tacos, I don't want it
Bacher-Pschorr: You like getting your prizes out of a piñata, right?

The Iraq and such as

GorbaChavez: the name of this class -literally- gave me a tick
GorbaChavez: AbstractRunAlwaysClearinghouseProcessor
Vanilla Iceberg: If there is a God, this class will have a factory somewhere.
GorbaChavez: 

This class handles every necessary from the ABC class so that the actual Processor can be mostly ignorate of the underlying construction and what MainApp expects.

GorbaChavez: something's "ignorate" alright
Vanilla Iceberg: Look, it handles every necessary.
Vanilla Iceberg: What moar do you want?
Vanilla Iceberg: You ignorate slut.
GorbaChavez: it only gets better
GorbaChavez: 

All filters must act upon a message before the message...

GorbaChavez:  "Yo Dawg, we heard you like filters, so we put a message in your message so you can filter while you filter"

GorbaChavez: I suggest you start wearing steampunk to work
Vanilla IceBerg:  Awesome.
GorbaChavez:  start off subtle
GorbaChavez: like, first just your watch
GorbaChavez:  then some boots
GorbaChavez:  graduate to a leather fest
GorbaChavez: and vest*
GorbaChavez: then start punk'ing your PC gear
Vanilla IceBerg:  This is painting quite the picture.
GorbaChavez: in meetings, start rolling 20 sided die to make decisions
Vanilla IceBerg: "That was my saving throw against bullshit."
Vanilla IceBerg: "It succeeded."