Son of a bitch. Literally.

GorbaChavez: wth
Vanilla IceBerg: Hm.
GorbaChavez: I'm on the upromise site
GorbaChavez: security question
GorbaChavez: What was the name of your first pet? (FIRST NAME only) 
Vanilla IceBerg: Awesome.
GorbaChavez: you mean I can't use Mr. Barky Von Schnouzer
Vanilla IceBerg: "Freckles González Pérez Chavez"
Vanilla IceBerg: "IV"
GorbaChavez: Los peritos de Pepé
Vanilla IceBerg: Exactly. It's to prevent the extensive family lineage of Mexican pets.

To La Batcaves!

GorbaChavez: http://www.flickr.com/photos/royalflushmagazine/2734526744/ 
Remington Steele: i'm offended
Remington Steele: wtf is one guy an egg? 
GorbaChavez: so he can say shite like, "eggs-citing" and "eggs-cellent"
Remington Steele: eggsactly
GorbaChavez: I lol'd at "BWATT!"
GorbaChavez: and the fact that the villain's hideout is a taco bell
Remington Steele: its a good hideout frankly
Remington Steele: you think hispanic bruce wayne would go to a taco bell. hail no

Squash! Squash!

Remington Steele: sorry for the vagaries but i'm not sure if i'll do anything with it so i'm playing it low key
Remington Steele: vagaries is really fun to type
GorbaChavez: I used to date a girl with stinky vagaries
GorbaChavez: I've said too much.

There can be only one!

GorbaChavez: does marginal utility explain why I can buy an iphone 3gs for $100 today, instead of $200 when it first came out?
Vanilla IceBerg: I think that's the law of demand.
GorbaChavez: "I demand this be cheaper!" (?)
Vanilla IceBerg: More or less.
Vanilla IceBerg: The price of any thing X falls, all else equal, in the presence of more substitutes for X.
GorbaChavez: so then I need to be the Highlander of all taco scented, witty, mexican developers
Vanilla IceBerg: Now you're getting it.

I'm looking for information on computers and the Internet

MaddBear: I just learned that JFGI is the new RTFM
MaddBear: thought you should know
Vanilla Iceberg: Indeed, http://goo.gl/0CZQu
MaddBear: what's that link?
Vanilla Iceberg: A link is a thing you click to visit a place on the World Wide Web. The World Wide Web is a place for pictures of cats and naked women.

Viva Piñata

GorbaChavez: I updated ticket 8841
Bacher-Pschorr: congratulations you want a f*cking prize?
GorbaChavez: are prizes an option? nobody tells me shit!
Bacher-Pschorr: yeah come on over and I'll show you
GorbaChavez: if it's not tacos, I don't want it
Bacher-Pschorr: You like getting your prizes out of a piñata, right?

The Iraq and such as

GorbaChavez: the name of this class -literally- gave me a tick
GorbaChavez: AbstractRunAlwaysClearinghouseProcessor
Vanilla Iceberg: If there is a God, this class will have a factory somewhere.
GorbaChavez: 

This class handles every necessary from the ABC class so that the actual Processor can be mostly ignorate of the underlying construction and what MainApp expects.

GorbaChavez: something's "ignorate" alright
Vanilla Iceberg: Look, it handles every necessary.
Vanilla Iceberg: What moar do you want?
Vanilla Iceberg: You ignorate slut.
GorbaChavez: it only gets better
GorbaChavez: 

All filters must act upon a message before the message...

GorbaChavez:  "Yo Dawg, we heard you like filters, so we put a message in your message so you can filter while you filter"

GorbaChavez: I suggest you start wearing steampunk to work
Vanilla IceBerg:  Awesome.
GorbaChavez:  start off subtle
GorbaChavez: like, first just your watch
GorbaChavez:  then some boots
GorbaChavez:  graduate to a leather fest
GorbaChavez: and vest*
GorbaChavez: then start punk'ing your PC gear
Vanilla IceBerg:  This is painting quite the picture.
GorbaChavez: in meetings, start rolling 20 sided die to make decisions
Vanilla IceBerg: "That was my saving throw against bullshit."
Vanilla IceBerg: "It succeeded."

Mexican Superfriends

GorbaChavez: i've determined our team-up names

Vanilla Iceberg: Do tell. 
GorbaChavez: Taquero and Bus-Boy 
Vanilla Iceberg: Done and done. 
Vanilla Iceberg: "Can I be the taquero this time, jefe?" 
Vanilla Iceberg: "No." 
GorbaChavez: our schtick will be that, at the end of saving the day, I have to stop you from stealing the tips 
Vanilla Iceberg: "No, I no steal. I just going to deliver them!"

The guy's probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and he won't feel it for hours.

NotTheMama: so i just tried submitting a newegg review for this terrible PSU 
NotTheMama and on submission i got a validation error that one of the fields had "obscene and/or potentially offensive language"
NotTheMama: i'm like, wtf? i didn't even come close to anything offensive
NotTheMama: apparently my abbreviation for PC Power and Cooling, "PCP&C" is not acceptable
NotTheMama: cause of "PCP"
NotTheMama: i mean, really?
GorbaChavez: http://www.acronymfinder.com/
GorbaChavez: settled.
NotTheMama: so you're siding with the machines
NotTheMama: duly noted
GorbaChavez: i, for one, welcome my new mechanized overlords