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MaddBear: I just learned that JFGI is the new RTFM
MaddBear: thought you should know
Vanilla Iceberg: Indeed, http://goo.gl/0CZQu
MaddBear: what's that link?
Vanilla Iceberg: A link is a thing you click to visit a place on the World Wide Web. The World Wide Web is a place for pictures of cats and naked women.

Viva Piñata

GorbaChavez: I updated ticket 8841
Bacher-Pschorr: congratulations you want a f*cking prize?
GorbaChavez: are prizes an option? nobody tells me shit!
Bacher-Pschorr: yeah come on over and I'll show you
GorbaChavez: if it's not tacos, I don't want it
Bacher-Pschorr: You like getting your prizes out of a piñata, right?

The Iraq and such as

GorbaChavez: the name of this class -literally- gave me a tick
GorbaChavez: AbstractRunAlwaysClearinghouseProcessor
Vanilla Iceberg: If there is a God, this class will have a factory somewhere.
GorbaChavez: 

This class handles every necessary from the ABC class so that the actual Processor can be mostly ignorate of the underlying construction and what MainApp expects.

GorbaChavez: something's "ignorate" alright
Vanilla Iceberg: Look, it handles every necessary.
Vanilla Iceberg: What moar do you want?
Vanilla Iceberg: You ignorate slut.
GorbaChavez: it only gets better
GorbaChavez: 

All filters must act upon a message before the message...

GorbaChavez:  "Yo Dawg, we heard you like filters, so we put a message in your message so you can filter while you filter"

GorbaChavez: I suggest you start wearing steampunk to work
Vanilla IceBerg:  Awesome.
GorbaChavez:  start off subtle
GorbaChavez: like, first just your watch
GorbaChavez:  then some boots
GorbaChavez:  graduate to a leather fest
GorbaChavez: and vest*
GorbaChavez: then start punk'ing your PC gear
Vanilla IceBerg:  This is painting quite the picture.
GorbaChavez: in meetings, start rolling 20 sided die to make decisions
Vanilla IceBerg: "That was my saving throw against bullshit."
Vanilla IceBerg: "It succeeded."

Mexican Superfriends

GorbaChavez: i've determined our team-up names

Vanilla Iceberg: Do tell. 
GorbaChavez: Taquero and Bus-Boy 
Vanilla Iceberg: Done and done. 
Vanilla Iceberg: "Can I be the taquero this time, jefe?" 
Vanilla Iceberg: "No." 
GorbaChavez: our schtick will be that, at the end of saving the day, I have to stop you from stealing the tips 
Vanilla Iceberg: "No, I no steal. I just going to deliver them!"

The guy's probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and he won't feel it for hours.

NotTheMama: so i just tried submitting a newegg review for this terrible PSU 
NotTheMama and on submission i got a validation error that one of the fields had "obscene and/or potentially offensive language"
NotTheMama: i'm like, wtf? i didn't even come close to anything offensive
NotTheMama: apparently my abbreviation for PC Power and Cooling, "PCP&C" is not acceptable
NotTheMama: cause of "PCP"
NotTheMama: i mean, really?
GorbaChavez: http://www.acronymfinder.com/
GorbaChavez: settled.
NotTheMama: so you're siding with the machines
NotTheMama: duly noted
GorbaChavez: i, for one, welcome my new mechanized overlords

Sending...

NotTheMama: you have Words With Friends on your iPhone? 
GorbaChavez: I did
NotTheMama: over the weekend, i won a game by playing TITMEN
NotTheMama: and yes, it IS the plural of TITMAN

Uncle Benny

Till-Man: so, a crazy hot chick just got on the train with some douche which is typically nothing to write you about. certainly nothing to fire up VPN for. however, she turned around and she has a really hairy back
Till-Man: what's the call? you can't exactly brown bag a hairy back
GorbaChavez: print it!
TillMan: not even a one up?
GorbaChavez: man, i had nothing
GorbaChavez: i showed that to Vanilla Iceberg and his response, "a question for the ages. the kind of thing you have to consult a Kung-Fu master on"

Achievement Unlocked

GorbaChavez: One of the twins at v-ball said you were a MILF
GorbaChavez: I was like, "yeah, that's my trophy wife"
Mich-Mich: maybe you should polish that trophy once in a while

The Power to Surprise

GorbaChavez: so guess what I bought
Till-man: civic?
GorbaChavez: close
GorbaChavez: Kia Forte "Koup" (5spd man)
Till-man: that's awesome!
Till-man: you can tear the hell out of it
GorbaChavez: it's an EX trim. I wanted SX
GorbaChavez: so it's the smaller engine
GorbaChavez: but it's zippy
GorbaChavez: and stylish
GorbaChavez: and surprisingly well equipped
Till-man: sounds like it's owner. hey now!