Till-man: these dudes stole our shit
GorbaChavez: biters
GorbaChavez: needless to say I shall be playing this with the girls
Till-man: i don't think it's violent enough
GorbaChavez: you may have a point
GorbaChavez: however, they are fully aware of ghostbusters and slimer...and gremlins
Till-man: how are you coming along in dead space
GorbaChavez: I have not tried it out yet...
GorbaChavez: I was playing the LOTR demo with the oldest the other day which led to buying it
GorbaChavez: which led to staying up til 3am playing it
Till-man: there's a lord of the rings game?
Till-man: that kid'll be ready to blow off high school in no-time
GorbaChavez: that's going to be awkward when she starts home schooling
Till-man: you guys are Amish?
GorbaChavez: you dind't know my middle name was Ezekiel?
Till-man: wow, in that case, i'd like you to make me a table
GorbaChavez: being also mexican I only know how to make wooden cowboy hats
Friday, February 6, 2009
Your mom reads the blog
Cha'baller: a'ight, what games have we in common?
GorbaChavez: I got to Eye and mentally kicked you in the nuts
GorbaChavez: I think I'll stop there
Cha'baller: i bought it for the camera, it was on sale for $30
Cha'baller: i've never played the game
GorbaChavez: just like you read playgirl for the articles
Cha'baller: but my mom writes for playgirl
GorbaChavez: I got to Eye and mentally kicked you in the nuts
GorbaChavez: I think I'll stop there
Cha'baller: i bought it for the camera, it was on sale for $30
Cha'baller: i've never played the game
GorbaChavez: just like you read playgirl for the articles
Cha'baller: but my mom writes for playgirl
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Video Killed the Radio Star
GorbaChavez: I'm in Cha-baller's last.fm profile
GorbaChavez: I'm looking at his "loved tracks"
GorbaChavez: top of the list, Britney Spears - Womanizer
Teh Iceberg: he knows that means the song, not the video, right?
GorbaChavez: I'm looking at his "loved tracks"
GorbaChavez: top of the list, Britney Spears - Womanizer
Teh Iceberg: he knows that means the song, not the video, right?
Monday, January 26, 2009
You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"?
Major Suckage: Would you mind logging off, me and Mich-Mich are having private time.
GorbaChavez: I hate you
...
...
Major Suckage: You're still on!
Major Suckage: Remember the time we went on that African safari and you wrestled that wombat and got your ass kicked?
GorbaChavez: that's because you didn't follow the plan
Major Suckage: Wasn't the plan to record you getting pummeled by a small animal so we could win 10k on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
GorbaChavez: it was? you bastard!
Major Suckage: Maybe it was just my plan then. Don't worry, it never made it to network TV. They said it looked staged and that nobody would allow themselves to get bit 74 times like that.
GorbaChavez: I hate you
...
...
Major Suckage: You're still on!
Major Suckage: Remember the time we went on that African safari and you wrestled that wombat and got your ass kicked?
GorbaChavez: that's because you didn't follow the plan
Major Suckage: Wasn't the plan to record you getting pummeled by a small animal so we could win 10k on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
GorbaChavez: it was? you bastard!
Major Suckage: Maybe it was just my plan then. Don't worry, it never made it to network TV. They said it looked staged and that nobody would allow themselves to get bit 74 times like that.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Always bet on black!
Butler X: oh, you want the black ones?
Butler X: I don't blame you.
Butler X: black is beautiful
Butler X: I don't like white headphones
Butler X: white headphones are symbolic of the oppressive white establishment piping propaganda in your ear
*** GorbaChavez raises a fist
Butler X: I don't blame you.
Butler X: black is beautiful
Butler X: I don't like white headphones
Butler X: white headphones are symbolic of the oppressive white establishment piping propaganda in your ear
*** GorbaChavez raises a fist
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Penultimate Fantasy XXIILXV
Iceberg: did we just level up again?
GorbaChavez: close
Iceberg: just go kill some coyotes or something and we're there
Iceberg: then I can finally equip that Magic Keyboard +1
GorbaChavez: close
Iceberg: just go kill some coyotes or something and we're there
Iceberg: then I can finally equip that Magic Keyboard +1
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Captain, there's a hole in the space-time continuum!
Jim Beam: I will be there! Peace out!
GorbaChavez: peas and carrots
Jim Beam: A salami and bacon!
GorbaChavez: never eat spinach with a stranger!
Jim Beam: never rub another man's rhubarb
GorbaChavez: i can't compete at this level
GorbaChavez: I....
GorbaChavez: I've never been bested before...
Jim Beam: welcome to the big leagues kid
GorbaChavez: peas and carrots
Jim Beam: A salami and bacon!
GorbaChavez: never eat spinach with a stranger!
Jim Beam: never rub another man's rhubarb
GorbaChavez: i can't compete at this level
GorbaChavez: I....
GorbaChavez: I've never been bested before...
Jim Beam: welcome to the big leagues kid
Friday, December 26, 2008
Like Sands Through the Hourglass
NotTheMama: i'm watching tron... can't believe i've never seen this before
GorbaChavez: you're joking
GorbaChavez: I watched it in 8th grade - at school
GorbaChavez: in our auditorium as a school wide event
NotTheMama: i'll turn in my geek badge now
GorbaChavez: please do
...
NotTheMama: is it just me or is bruce boxleitner a bad actor?
GorbaChavez: I don't know or care who that is
NotTheMama: the guy who plays tron
NotTheMama: also played the captain on babylon 5
NotTheMama: i'll take my geek badge back, thankyouverymuch
GorbaChavez: wasn't he also from Time Bandits?
NotTheMama: possibly... haven't seen that
GorbaChavez: and I'll be keeping the badge
NotTheMama: touche
NotTheMama: you watch babylon 5?
GorbaChavez: I have not but I've been meaning to...especially since I'm a fan of JMS
NotTheMama: i just always hated boxleitner... one of the most wooden actors in the show
NotTheMama: and he was regarded as some scifi god, and i had no idea who he was... so now it finally makes sense
GorbaChavez: I see
GorbaChavez: nick fallon wins the sci-fi god award for me
NotTheMama: um
NotTheMama: nick fallon is from days of our lives
NotTheMama: did you mean nathan fillion, from firefly?
GorbaChavez: as far as you know
GorbaChavez: but it's good to know you're a days fan
NotTheMama: i believe you now owe me my badge, your badge, and the badges of your immediate family
GorbaChavez: a small price to pay to know you watch days of our lives when you "work from home"
NotTheMama: would that i did
NotTheMama: i actually looked him up on imdb, cause it smacked of a gross error on your part
GorbaChavez: you get the gold in the backpedaling event
NotTheMama: i'm not gonna win this, am i
GorbaChavez: do you ever? have you ever?
NotTheMama: we're done here
GorbaChavez: your new year's resolution should be, "to finally best GorbaChavez"
NotTheMama: i try not to take up resolutions that would rip holes in the spacetime continuum
GorbaChavez: you're joking
GorbaChavez: I watched it in 8th grade - at school
GorbaChavez: in our auditorium as a school wide event
NotTheMama: i'll turn in my geek badge now
GorbaChavez: please do
...
NotTheMama: is it just me or is bruce boxleitner a bad actor?
GorbaChavez: I don't know or care who that is
NotTheMama: the guy who plays tron
NotTheMama: also played the captain on babylon 5
NotTheMama: i'll take my geek badge back, thankyouverymuch
GorbaChavez: wasn't he also from Time Bandits?
NotTheMama: possibly... haven't seen that
GorbaChavez: and I'll be keeping the badge
NotTheMama: touche
NotTheMama: you watch babylon 5?
GorbaChavez: I have not but I've been meaning to...especially since I'm a fan of JMS
NotTheMama: i just always hated boxleitner... one of the most wooden actors in the show
NotTheMama: and he was regarded as some scifi god, and i had no idea who he was... so now it finally makes sense
GorbaChavez: I see
GorbaChavez: nick fallon wins the sci-fi god award for me
NotTheMama: um
NotTheMama: nick fallon is from days of our lives
NotTheMama: did you mean nathan fillion, from firefly?
GorbaChavez: as far as you know
GorbaChavez: but it's good to know you're a days fan
NotTheMama: i believe you now owe me my badge, your badge, and the badges of your immediate family
GorbaChavez: a small price to pay to know you watch days of our lives when you "work from home"
NotTheMama: would that i did
NotTheMama: i actually looked him up on imdb, cause it smacked of a gross error on your part
GorbaChavez: you get the gold in the backpedaling event
NotTheMama: i'm not gonna win this, am i
GorbaChavez: do you ever? have you ever?
NotTheMama: we're done here
GorbaChavez: your new year's resolution should be, "to finally best GorbaChavez"
NotTheMama: i try not to take up resolutions that would rip holes in the spacetime continuum
Friday, December 19, 2008
So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five?
GorbaChavez: wtf!
"Your password must be 6 or more characters, contain at least one lowercase character, one uppercase character, one digit, and no repeated sequence of characters of any length. Your password can't be a subset of your login name."
GorbaChavez: shit is getting ridiculous. this is for a forum!
NotTheMama: "Your password must be 20 or more characters, contain at least one heiroglyph, one webding, and either one Asian character or the symbol used by The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Furthermore, your password may not be a subset of the name of the Egyptian king Tutankhamun or the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl. Thank you for choosing a Master Combination Lock."
GorbaChavez:
NotTheMama: i always seem funnier before going up against scott adams
"Your password must be 6 or more characters, contain at least one lowercase character, one uppercase character, one digit, and no repeated sequence of characters of any length. Your password can't be a subset of your login name."
GorbaChavez: shit is getting ridiculous. this is for a forum!
NotTheMama: "Your password must be 20 or more characters, contain at least one heiroglyph, one webding, and either one Asian character or the symbol used by The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Furthermore, your password may not be a subset of the name of the Egyptian king Tutankhamun or the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl. Thank you for choosing a Master Combination Lock."
GorbaChavez:
NotTheMama: i always seem funnier before going up against scott adams
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
And the AVN goes to...
NotTheMama: fyi
NotTheMama: yesterday at 3:23pm i became aware of an individual at my company by the name of Forrester Cox
NotTheMama: and my world view has not been the same since
GorbaChavez: so on roles calls one would call out, "Cox, Forrester"?
NotTheMama: is that not the greatest natural porn name you've ever heard?
NotTheMama: i mean, most of us have to work for it
NotTheMama: but apparently some people are just handed theirs at birth on a silver platter
NotTheMama: whenever i talk to the guy all i'll be able to think about is the Brawny paper towel guy and acres and acres of penises
GorbaChavez: my mind is now blown
NotTheMama: yesterday at 3:23pm i became aware of an individual at my company by the name of Forrester Cox
NotTheMama: and my world view has not been the same since
GorbaChavez: so on roles calls one would call out, "Cox, Forrester"?
NotTheMama: is that not the greatest natural porn name you've ever heard?
NotTheMama: i mean, most of us have to work for it
NotTheMama: but apparently some people are just handed theirs at birth on a silver platter
NotTheMama: whenever i talk to the guy all i'll be able to think about is the Brawny paper towel guy and acres and acres of penises
GorbaChavez: my mind is now blown
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