NotTheMama: are you a handicapped stall or regular stall guy?
GorbaChavez: regular stall. I don't like the higher toilets
NotTheMama: yeah, but they're so spacious
NotTheMama: i feel like a king
GorbaChavez: true. and they usually have their own sink
NotTheMama: sometimes they do
NotTheMama: the thing is, i have residual guilt every time i use it
NotTheMama: cause i keep thinking that one day, i'm gonna walk out of one
NotTheMama: and there's gonna be a dude in a wheelchair
NotTheMama: waiting there
NotTheMama: outside
NotTheMama: glaring at me
NotTheMama: and that will be the lowest day of my entire life
GorbaChavez: Lower than the day you realized about Don Kashay?
NotTheMama: now i'm depressed
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Dude, you're getting a Hamster!
GorbaChavez: build me a new computer
GorbaChavez: for less than 600
NotTheMama: done
NotTheMama: i'll send my elf over to the house tonight
NotTheMama: do recommend us to your friends, please
GorbaChavez: awesome!
GorbaChavez: wait, is it going to be widdled out of wood?
NotTheMama: what else?
GorbaChavez: just making sure
NotTheMama: it will also have a little hamster inside
GorbaChavez: made of chocolate?
NotTheMama: he'll make the pixels change
NotTheMama: your screen will have a refresh rate of 0.2 Hz
NotTheMama: we like to call it "the imagination machine"
GorbaChavez: does the Hz stand for Hamsterz?
NotTheMama: again, what else?
NotTheMama: you're not a very techie guy, are you...
GorbaChavez: clearly
GorbaChavez: for less than 600
NotTheMama: done
NotTheMama: i'll send my elf over to the house tonight
NotTheMama: do recommend us to your friends, please
GorbaChavez: awesome!
GorbaChavez: wait, is it going to be widdled out of wood?
NotTheMama: what else?
GorbaChavez: just making sure
NotTheMama: it will also have a little hamster inside
GorbaChavez: made of chocolate?
NotTheMama: he'll make the pixels change
NotTheMama: your screen will have a refresh rate of 0.2 Hz
NotTheMama: we like to call it "the imagination machine"
GorbaChavez: does the Hz stand for Hamsterz?
NotTheMama: again, what else?
NotTheMama: you're not a very techie guy, are you...
GorbaChavez: clearly
Friday, September 7, 2007
Untitled...or is it?
GorbaChavez: I used the "or do you?" on Jim V today
Tillmanski: how'd it go
GorbaChavez:: I don't think he got it
Tillmanski: or did he
GorbaChavez: well played
Tillmanski: he reads our blog you know. we should probably post this
GorbaChavez: yes, you should
Tillmanski: 1.2.3. not it
GorbaChavez: dammit
Tillmanski: our wit is only ever trumped by our laziness.
GorbaChavez: truer words have never been spoken
GorbaChavez: (by us)
Tillmanski: how'd it go
GorbaChavez:: I don't think he got it
Tillmanski: or did he
GorbaChavez: well played
Tillmanski: he reads our blog you know. we should probably post this
GorbaChavez: yes, you should
Tillmanski: 1.2.3. not it
GorbaChavez: dammit
Tillmanski: our wit is only ever trumped by our laziness.
GorbaChavez: truer words have never been spoken
GorbaChavez: (by us)
Thursday, September 6, 2007
No thanks, I already have a penguin
GorbaChavez: my rapleaf score beats yours
Tillmanski: when i first signed up a while back i thought about putting your name in there with a negative value
GorbaChavez: you're trying to destroy me you've had it in for me ever since the first time I out-quipped you
...
shake and bake! there can't be 2 number one's
Tillmanski: "no, i'm nino", classic
GorbaChavez: you don't know how excited I am that you got the exact reference
Tillmanski: how could i forget, it was magical. i remember looking down and realizing that i'd finally found myself and swept myself of my feet.
GorbaChavez: fairy tales do come true
Tillmanski: ah...us
Tillmanski: when i first signed up a while back i thought about putting your name in there with a negative value
GorbaChavez: you're trying to destroy me you've had it in for me ever since the first time I out-quipped you
...
shake and bake! there can't be 2 number one's
Tillmanski: "no, i'm nino", classic
GorbaChavez: you don't know how excited I am that you got the exact reference
Tillmanski: how could i forget, it was magical. i remember looking down and realizing that i'd finally found myself and swept myself of my feet.
GorbaChavez: fairy tales do come true
Tillmanski: ah...us
Monday, June 25, 2007
i just stopped by to say hello
till-man: how'd the bday go?
mich-mich: who the HELL is this?!
mich-mich: i dont know you!
mich-mich: who the HELL is this?!
mich-mich: i dont know you!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Viva Pinata!
GorbaChavez: I miss your musk...
Till-Man: Say my name! Till-Man Chavez!
GorbaChavez: This just got awkward...
Till-Man: After this whole thing blows over we should move in together.
Till-Man: Excited about the bday?
GorbaChavez:Hell yeah! We're getting a pinata!
Till-Man: Sweet! What's it shaped like? A donkey?
GorbaChavez: Beardo suggested a nut sack, so one could say "you're breaking my balls!"
Till-Man: In our case that would yield lots of candy!
Till-Man: Say my name! Till-Man Chavez!
GorbaChavez: This just got awkward...
Till-Man: After this whole thing blows over we should move in together.
Till-Man: Excited about the bday?
GorbaChavez:Hell yeah! We're getting a pinata!
Till-Man: Sweet! What's it shaped like? A donkey?
GorbaChavez: Beardo suggested a nut sack, so one could say "you're breaking my balls!"
Till-Man: In our case that would yield lots of candy!
Monday, June 4, 2007
Maurits Cornelis Escher
GorbaChavez: i need a blog post title
Maddbear: send me the text, i'll give you three clever titles to choose from
Maddbear: i'm good that way
GorbaChavez:
Maddbear: "It takes one to know one" "Betty Shorn" (My favorite) "What song lyrics tell us about ourselves"
GorbaChavez: betty shorn?
Maddbear: german response to danke schon, would be bitte schon, you're welcome, a doofus could easily think someone was saying Betty Shorn, or Betty Shane, Shorn is just funnier and leads to a nice imagery
Maddbear: it actually sounds closer to "bitter" but I couldn't think of anything funny with "bitter" and "betty" is a name, just like "Don"
Maddbear: maybe "Bitter Shane"
Maddbear: that's kind of funny
Maddbear: actually, i'm going with number 3 now
GorbaChavez: man, this is as bad as the explanation for "waluijeff"
GorbaChavez: you're fired
Maddbear: you can't fire me! you're fired!
GorbaChavez: but i don't even work here!
Maddbear: no excuses! get the hell out
GorbaChavez: i'll just pass by the supply room on the way
Maddbear: actually, you could post that first post within this second post, then you don't have to title it at all --- you would have to title -this- one though, so you're pretty screwed all the way around...unless you want to ask me for a title for this one, but then you're just back where we started, creating another post within a post
Maddbear: it's all twilight zone shit
GorbaChavez: Or some Escher painting
Maddbear: send me the text, i'll give you three clever titles to choose from
Maddbear: i'm good that way
GorbaChavez:
NotTheMama: hey, did i ever tell you how i always thought wayne newton was kinda gay?
GorbaChavez: i can't say that you have
NotTheMama: all because of that song, which i had always thought was called "Don Kashay"
NotTheMama: so i always thought he was singing about some dude, "my darling Don Kashay"
NotTheMama: only to have learned a little German recently and realize it was "Danke Shun", which is "thanks a lot" in german
NotTheMama: but anyway, i digress
GorbaChavez: sometimes, it's "ok" to keep thoughts like this in your head
Maddbear: "It takes one to know one" "Betty Shorn" (My favorite) "What song lyrics tell us about ourselves"
GorbaChavez: betty shorn?
Maddbear: german response to danke schon, would be bitte schon, you're welcome, a doofus could easily think someone was saying Betty Shorn, or Betty Shane, Shorn is just funnier and leads to a nice imagery
Maddbear: it actually sounds closer to "bitter" but I couldn't think of anything funny with "bitter" and "betty" is a name, just like "Don"
Maddbear: maybe "Bitter Shane"
Maddbear: that's kind of funny
Maddbear: actually, i'm going with number 3 now
GorbaChavez: man, this is as bad as the explanation for "waluijeff"
GorbaChavez: you're fired
Maddbear: you can't fire me! you're fired!
GorbaChavez: but i don't even work here!
Maddbear: no excuses! get the hell out
GorbaChavez: i'll just pass by the supply room on the way
Maddbear: actually, you could post that first post within this second post, then you don't have to title it at all --- you would have to title -this- one though, so you're pretty screwed all the way around...unless you want to ask me for a title for this one, but then you're just back where we started, creating another post within a post
Maddbear: it's all twilight zone shit
GorbaChavez: Or some Escher painting
Friday, April 27, 2007
Post OP European Hookers
Major Suckage: Anyway you going to iberico?
RegalBeagle: I'll try to make it tomorrow. Might be the last time i'll see you guys.
Major Suckage: Last time you see us? where are you going?
RegalBeagle: You're the one leaving. Its a pretty long flight across the Atlantic. :) Or you might fall in love with a hooker in Prague and never come back.
Major Suckage: Shit, why can't it be a fine Italian girl?
RegalBeagle: Alright then...a post op Italian tranny from Rome. Let's be realistic too.
Major Suckage: I hate you man.
RegalBeagle: No you don't.
Major Suckage: You're right. But i wanna beat you up right now.
RegalBeagle: I said post-op! Post- OP!
RegalBeagle: I'll try to make it tomorrow. Might be the last time i'll see you guys.
Major Suckage: Last time you see us? where are you going?
RegalBeagle: You're the one leaving. Its a pretty long flight across the Atlantic. :) Or you might fall in love with a hooker in Prague and never come back.
Major Suckage: Shit, why can't it be a fine Italian girl?
RegalBeagle: Alright then...a post op Italian tranny from Rome. Let's be realistic too.
Major Suckage: I hate you man.
RegalBeagle: No you don't.
Major Suckage: You're right. But i wanna beat you up right now.
RegalBeagle: I said post-op! Post- OP!
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Legal Name Change
It has been strongly suggested that Till-Man's name be changed to Tillmanski. Who are we to argue with the Red Samurai?
We're back!
After a long vacation we're finally back. Our trip around the world feeding starving MILFs has been met with great acclaim. We are prod to say we did our part to cure the horrible blight that plagues the many MILFs of this world.
Now that we are back and GorbaChavez has all of his shots, we will be bringing you the creme de la creme of blog entertainment known as Blentertainment (TM).
We have an exciting lineup of activities and subject matter coming over the next few months. Several "meetups", club events and of course our semi-annual cash give-away (as in, you, to us).
In addition to these wonderful events we are planning to bring order to the chaos that is the '08 election. By supporting the candidate that loves us the most, we will be looking out for our readers best interest.
'06 was great but '07 is looking even brighter. Thanks for your continued support.
Sincerely,
TillMan & GorbaChavez
The Crest Sparkel Motion of Bloggers
Now that we are back and GorbaChavez has all of his shots, we will be bringing you the creme de la creme of blog entertainment known as Blentertainment (TM).
We have an exciting lineup of activities and subject matter coming over the next few months. Several "meetups", club events and of course our semi-annual cash give-away (as in, you, to us).
In addition to these wonderful events we are planning to bring order to the chaos that is the '08 election. By supporting the candidate that loves us the most, we will be looking out for our readers best interest.
'06 was great but '07 is looking even brighter. Thanks for your continued support.
Sincerely,
TillMan & GorbaChavez
The Crest Sparkel Motion of Bloggers
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