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GorbaChavez: do you remember Cha'baller?
Till-man: ...
Till-man: clearly no. who is this?
Till-man: *who is he?
GorbaChavez: nobody
GorbaChavez: apparently you included him in your farewell email and he made a point to point out this fact to me
Till-man: i can see why, i'm kind of a big deal
Till-man: i just sent it to everyone
Till-man: http://gregchabala.com/
GorbaChavez: that is him
Till-man: i like the photos of me section
Till-man: nsfw
GorbaChavez: because they will make me throw up all over my desk by viewing them?

Hate you, I do

NotTheMama: yeah, but i think that's just a coincidence
GorbaChavez: there are no coincidences...only opportunities
NotTheMama: ok there, master yoda
GorbaChavez: just a taste of what you'll find in my upcoming book!
NotTheMama: "Maybe I'm Just Not That Into You: A Contemporary Look At Why Everyone Sucks"?
GorbaChavez: "It's not you, it's me. I don't like you..."

why be with chicks that look like dudes?

GorbaChavez: what system do you have now?
RegalBeagle: ps tr3s
GorbaChavez: add 'gorbachavez' to your friend list
RegalBeagle: i have. you havent accepted me
GorbaChavez: yes, I haven't accepted your lifestyle choice...

No, You're a Towel

GorbaChavez: if it was purely a cost issue, why don't we see 500gb ps3's and 360's
NotTheMama: maybe bigger hd's generate more heat?
GorbaChavez: your mom generates more heat
NotTheMama: i totally did not see that coming
NotTheMama: well played
GorbaChavez: I figured you would have seen it a mile away
NotTheMama: i must be losing my touch
GorbaChavez: your mom hasn't lost her touch
NotTheMama: ftw